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All of the explosives are set, but it seems that @LuckyPatch has the detonator.

Finlok raises a magical barrier...

if that's a reference, i don't get it
The ritual summons a demon. She offers you a choice: Assistance in battle, or a helpful gift. If you don't choose next Attack Turn, it will be chosen randomly.

The coin flips through the air, fizzling out of existence. In its place, a barbaric quadruped appears. Its breath spews fireballs, and duct taped onto its head is a handgun. The Dragun Creature is born.
Damage: 50-70
Time: 3 Attack Turns
Target: Lothar
Bonus: Upon dealing 70 damage, also inflicts burning for 3 Attack Turns
Bonus: On the third turn, attacks all targets

You pull the pin of the Holy Hand Grenade, then count to three. Not to two, nor to four, and certainly not to five. No, three is the number to which you count, for it is the third number, and the number you must count to. Upon counting to three, which you must have done, and not counting to four nor two, you lobbest thy Holy Hand Grenade. Angels sing as the explosion deals 90 damage to Aliza, and since you counted to the proper number, that being three, the explosion catches Vicura as well, dealing 45 damage to her.

You know what that does, right? Aliza heals 30 HP.

Squosh. 50 damage!

Can-nibal obeys, chopping a small bit of Vicura. Finlok's barrier prevents it from going too deep, so it deals 10 damage.

There's a little more tea in the box. You lift it up to find a different tea. This tea is unmarked and smells like peppers.
Spicy Tea - When consumed, the user's attack inflicts burning on the target, dealing damage per Attack Turn.

The Cob Cannon fires a cob at Aliza, dealing 55 damage!

ok.

Vicura casts a healing spell, healing Finlok for 100 HP!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 220
Lothar: 0
Finlok: -100
Vicura: 105
Aliza: 115
ITEM USED - Animal Summon Coin
ALLY SUMMONED - Dragun Creature
ITEM ACQUIRED - Spicy Tea

SMALL UPDATE
When the Boss's Ability is used, anything that it affects will now be green.

 

I put on a scary mask and try to scare them

 

Hmmm...
I open the console and type:
summon skeleton_sansundertale{hostileTo=”vicura”}{passiveTo=faction[”bluescreen” ”playerwheretrue(ally=”bluescreen”)]}{batterytest_100}

 

>subtle seduction of the underworld goddess works in favor, but the only wish she can grant is glowing nostrils and toxic sneeze

edit: >achoo!

 

I use the spicy tea then press the detonator like how killer queen activates a bomb

 

i ban finlok from forum games to deal damage hopefully (both physically and emotionally)

i also drink the mule vodka before banning finlok

 

Rocky go attack Aliza

 

I clone Can-nibal and tell Can 1 and Can 2 to throw razor-sharp metal cans of kidney beans at rapid-fire speed at Vicura

 

I drink a beer

 

I command demon to attack Vicura.

Boys/girls sleepover (P.E. lockeroom) meme

 

Wait, what happened to my explosives? :c was it:

?

:thinking:
give the dragun a damage buff by enchanting its weapons

 

I give the Flare Golem a flare gun and a stock of flares

 

Stop with the flare guns

 

@LuckyPatch
Got any spares I can borrow?

 

I have this strange arrow? I think it has magic powers and gives them to people it stabs

 

Time to shoot my friends to heal them.

 

I got multiple but you gotta pay on ammo casings

 

Use overwatch's infinite ammo and guns system

 

Nope you gotta get casings from the gundead

 

gun