War Of Provinces [dead]

"Now that's not very nice. Tell me what happened?"

 

"I t-told you, he ditched me in t-the middle of n-nowhere!" His face turns beet red with crying.

 

"Tell me how does he look like" at this point Jeffrey comes next to me to sniff the boy

 

do so against the one above this level. I just want to test damage, lmao.

holy fvck, you caught up quickly. O-O

 

"H-he looks like a... v-villager! They all look the same! Oh yeah--h-he was also holding a-an axe! Did I-I mention he's a s-serial killer?"

With all your strength, you [insert synonym for slice] with your weapon at the Metal Dummy's head. (41 damage)

The Metal Dummy has a long bruise down its head.

You are very exhausted, so you faint.

Tsu has 7/35 HP and 42(-5) AS.

 

o. I fainted. What now? :L

 

"....No...... do you have anything of your dad that I could give Jeffrey here to sniff out where he is?"

 

uh.

You are nudged awake by one of your electromage mechs. You jump to your feet, and you also realize all your mechs have returned from training. (+10 AS)

Tsu has 7/35 HP and 52 AS. gg you have reached 50 AS

"Y-yes..." He takes out a small bag filled with... a couple drops of blood? He also brings out a small knife. "The b-blood is mine, I g-got into a f-fight with him, and the knife is h-his."

 

Woop.
Go rest and send the mechs for a checkup, to make sure they're in prime conditions

 

"....." I gently take the knife at put it infront of Jeffrey "Jeffrey find him"

 

You send your mechs to Antikythera 2.0 itself. Meanwhile, you take a very long nap... (+2 HP)

You return to the Factory to pick up your mechs.

"HELLO AGAIN, TSU. YOUR MECHS ARE... GOOD ENOUGH." You enter a fit of coughing. (-1 HP) "OH, PLEASE. DIDN'T I SAY SOME OTHER DAY TO NOT DO THAT? PLEASE LEAVE."

Tsu has 8/35 HP and 52 AS.

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Jeffrey lets out a bark, takes the knife, and bounds away. Within minutes, he's dragging a shaggy, drunken villager to you.

"What the fu** do you want, you little elf?" he remarks angrily. Then he looks at his son. "Alright, who the fu** put you here, ya little rascal?" The small boy looks up at his father and says "B-but, you were the o-one who d-ditched me--"

"No! I did not!" Then he grabs the boy by the ear and literally throws him into an alley.

"Oh... elf! How can I pay you for this?" he says with a mock smile. "Here, take this thing and get the hell outta here!"

You shudder.

Blue Battle Sage has 20/33.5 HP and 41 AS, and has acquired Unpolished Shoes (+1.5 HP).

 

"That's no way you should treat a child"

 

The man turns around.

"W-what ya just say to me, you dog scum?" He takes a swig from his Nemract Whiskey. "I'm a good dad, I know just the way to treat my kid! You ain't gonna teach me, little ***."

 

"From what I can see you couldn't further. Just seeing how you treat your child makes me sick"

 

ohhhhh

"You dare---!"

The man brandishes his knife in front of you and stabs you in the shoulder! (-4 HP)

Angry Dad has 5/5 HP and 4 AS.

Blue Battle Sage has 16/33.5 HP and 41 AS.

 

I headbutt him trying to knock him out

 

You ram your head into the Angry Dad. He easily passes out because of his drunkenness.

The child scrambles to his feet and hugs you. "T-thank you, elf sir!"

 

How much money do I have?

 

"Don't mention it." I pick up the dad and throw him over my sholder "I'm going to take him to the guards so they can deal with this. Want to come along? I'm sure it will help the guards if you explain them everything."

 

I'm going to try to just do some light sparring with some of my men.