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My one weakness, not wearing any pants

 

The flare guns detonate. 10 damage is added to the pot...

You are buff.

"Rule 5: I decide the effect of your attacks. You can't say "I slit the boss's throat, cutting an artery and making him bleed and take 60 damage!!" Just for doing that, I'll probably make your attack fail miserably."
Cease Your Fuckery failed! Also, @The Demon Queen flexes and is buff. Apparently this was supposed to help, but it didn't because it was so vague.

The piano crushes Aliza, dealing 40 damage!

Rolling...
Result: 2 + 0 = 2
Every attack did 9 bazillion damage.

This causes a rupture in the space-time continuum, centered conveniently on Aliza. She takes 90 damage!

The laser fizzles in mid-air, dealing no damage.
Flare guns are old news.

WAAAAAAAH
50 damage, WAHAHA!

You transform the flare guns into Illuminated Stick Launchers! Stale moves for flare guns has been reset!

You don't have a Persona. You do, however, have incredible luck. The flare bounces off your head and hits Aliza in in the face, dealing 30 damage!

The firework explodes! Pretty, but deadly for Vicura. 50 damage!

Autotargeted to lowest HP: Aliza
Zap! 30 damage!

You find nothing of interest beyond the fact that Lothar was once a Paladin and Finlok was a mage.

Communism prevails! 10 damage is distributed equally among the four Bosses for 2.5 each, rounded to 5.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 310
Lothar: 55
Finlok: 5
Vicura: 55
Aliza: 195
ITEM USED - Communist Propaganda
NOTES: I'd like to apologize again for all the delays. I've been sacrificing play time to work on story.

 

I Use my magnet to drain them of all of their ideas, like I am now

 

(I'm running out of attack ideas) I use hydro pump!

 

I have my best friend, Can the Cannibal, and have him tear savagely into Vicura's neck with his teeth

 

:o These dudes are hacking. :T
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I'd like to use Minecraft's anti-cheat to kick them from the server.

 

I blast Aliza with a solar flare from my Solar Flare(gun)

 

I use my cat to search for things in the tallest cupboard.
BTW, You are forgiven, and I'm sorry for trying to summon you from your dark realm

 

I use Golemancy to create a golem out of the discarded flare shells!

 

you know exactly what i meant, what i described was clear as day

i shoot fireballs at the sorceress

 

First all the daggers hitting, now THIS? What’s up with my luck?

I rip the fabric of space-time around Vicura to shreds.

 

I throw an orange

 

Lothar raises his shield...

Finlok summons a magical barrier...

Ideas are not physical things that can be magnetized. Maybe your magnet isn't all there is to the world?

Autotargeted to lowest HP: Aliza
Hydro Pump has 110 attack, so 110 damage! But what's this? Lothar steps in front of the blast and takes the damage!

That's very creative! 50 damage!

You kicked all the Forums. The next attack will deal no damage.

You've been kicked from this server. Reconnecting...
Finlok's barrier appears, but does nothing.

Your cat searches the cupboard and emerges, holding a can of tuna in its mouth. Inside the can is a handful of red seeds.
Punchy Plant - When planted, sprouts into a plant that doubles the damage of all unarmed physical attacks (such as punches and kicks) this Attack Turn.

The flare shells littered around the battlefield attract to a central point, coming together into a humanoid shape. The Flare Golem will attack for 30-50 damage for the next 3 Attack Turns.

Vicura covers herself with her robe, halving your damage to 30.

Destroying space-time is on a cooldown. It needs to relax after being split by dividing by 0. Instead, you write "space-time" on a piece of fabric and rip it in half next to Vicura. She takes 5 damage for some reason?

The orange bops Aliza on the forehead.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 185
Lothar: 110
Finlok: 0
Vicura: 75
Aliza: 0
ITEM ACQUIRED - Punchy Plant
NOTES: im running out of item ideas

 

I use the punchy plant and have my friend Can the Cannibal twist Vicura's neck 90 degrees.

 

I conjure a tornado which picks up a house and then drop it on Lothar

 

@Nozomi Tojo~ i fucking hate that you didn't specify which target

Force the sun to collapse on its self

 

Oof

Aay

<3
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Steal LuckyPatch's pile of explosives and spread them out amongst the enemies

 

Hmm....

I shoot Vicura with an dart gun, using darts filled with antimatter as ammo

 

Well have fecking fun since it's literally infinite

 

I play Wii Sports Bowling