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The Grapeshot splits your eggs into four, sending them flying into all four assassins, dealing 70 damage to each!

yarr
Lothar holds tight on his armor and weapons, and none of the other assassins seem to be holding anything metal.

The Teal Slime has already been used.

Of all
The items
You could have chosen
The only worse one would be the Egg
Alright, Lothar has the mushroom now
You'll regret this soon

What even is a flare gun spaceship?
The ship crashes into Lothar, dealing 40 damage.

Anti-magic school is a little more, ahem... magickist than you expected, but still, you manage to take home a tome that you've been promised will "screw with those goddamned coneheads."
Anti-Magic Tome - Negates magic-based Abilities on the targeted Boss for 5 Attack Turns at the cost of healing them for 150 HP; has an unknown effect when used against a non-magic user.

That's cheating the rules of the staring contest, but okay. You deal 30 damage and break Lothar's trust.

Vicura dodges the knives expertly, jumping and weaving like she's in the Matrix! ... At least she tries to. Each and every one hits her. She actually jumps into some of the knives. You deal 60 damage.

The mushrooms are either too soft to do anything or too moldy for you to want to touch. You deal no damage.

Lothar's faith was killed long ago. Still, Lothar is intrigued by the concept of Communism. He says he'll consider implementing it in his assassin group for now.

You cast the spell wrong. All healing is doubled this Attack Turn!

Lothar politely corrects you. "LOW-thar." Your slap deals 5 damage.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 415
Lothar: 145
Finlok: 70
Vicura: 130
Aliza: 70
ITEM USED - Grapeshot
ITEM USED - Item Mold
ITEM ACQUIRED - Anti-Magic Tome

 

Go by the beach with a metal detector [item search] (and also a bucket, because if I load it with plastic, I'll get free coffee)

 

I use my magnet to put our foes in the way of

 

I start stacking a big ice cream cone (Video for ref)

 

I build the Temple of the Monkey God and command it to attack Lothar

 

Alright drop my mini flaregun planet on the paladin

 

I cast Concentrate so I can focus on casting spells better

 

I scavenge a town in the cold winter of Russia to acquire items

 

I assist this action with the power of Communism I earlier invoked

 

Nice.


I teleport Vicura and I into a bar, then grab a stool and whack Vicura with it.

 

I'd like to combo with the "two people walk into a bar" joke, while having Vicura as the punch line.

 

i sit in the bar watching all that happen

 

Punch line as in
A lot of people lining up to punch Vicura?

 

I most certainly am, anyone want to get in line behind me?

 

I see you're a fellow bloons fan

 

I see that i have company.

TD4 best, 5 is overrated. Let the war commence.

 

meteors begin to rain down from the sky

 

HOW DARE YOU HAVE N OPINION!

 

Well, I don't even play bloons that much now but I say I like td5