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i sneak into yahya's house for items

 

Steal the nailclippers! >:D

 

Did this thread die?

 

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I summon gollum and tell him to attack (don't ask how)

 

Finlok casts a magic barrier over the group...

You guys really like flare guns.
Flare after flare flies into Lothar, denting his armor and dealing 60 damage!

Lothar accepts your challenge.
Rolling 1-120 for each contestant's time.
DerpyEmerald22: 99
Lothar: 102
You put up a good fight, but Lothar just barely beats you. The hammer hurts, but the defeat hurts more.

The Winter-Pult is planted. It will attack Finlok (autotargeted) for 20-40 damage for the next 3 Attack Turns!

The magnet attracts Lothar's armor right off his body! One of the next two attacks that targets him will deal double damage!

Vicura is underground. She will take no damage from the next attack that targets her.

You jump up and grasp at the air, grabbing a hold of a red balloon.
Balloon - When used, flies into the air and deals 60-90 damage two Attack Turns later.

Autotargeted to lowest HP: Aliza
JoJo seems to he even more popular than flare guns. Your punching ghost ghost punches Aliza, dealing 40 damage!

Vicura is underground, so you miss.

The assassins see you take out the speakers and immediately cover their ears, remembering the last music-based attack. They're unaffected!

You slash and slice, but Finlok's barrier covers Vicura, halving your damage to 20.

The Mole Friend takes the syringe and digs underground, coming up in front of Vicura. It climbs up her body and stabs her in the forehead with the syringe, dealing 70 damage!

"Wound" and "bound" don't rhyme, at least in your context. This disgusting poetic error causes Lothar to resist your commands.

shush

Inside Yahya's house, you find an assortment of mushrooms. And nothing else.
Mushroom - One of Yahya's mushrooms. Doesn't seem to do anything, and it doesn't look very edible. You know, they say Yahya can sniff his mushrooms out no matter where they are...

shush

Autotargeted to lowest HP: Aliza
Gollum agrees for some reason. He claws at Aliza, dealing 50 damage!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 240
Lothar: 60
Finlok: 0
Vicura: 90
Aliza: 90
ITEM ACQUIRED - Balloon
ITEM ACQUIRED - Mushroom
ITEM USED - Mole Friend
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! "GLaDOS" - 20 pages!
NOTES: How did you manage to deal so little damage in so much time?
Also, I apologize for the delay. There's been a lot of stuff going on in my life, and also @BlueSlimerino gave me DM's Block with his stupid item search. As an apology, I'll give you a special gift...
Grapeshot - When used with an attack, deals the attack's damage to all possible targets.

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SMALL UPDATE:
Changed "Is This Even Possible?" to require 50 pages to unlock. Don't worry, with my plans, we'll get there.
Combined rules 1, 2, and 3

 

dang @Bluescreen you made me miss my epic attack :(

I Grapeshot my crossbow-flare gun combination that shoots poisoned eggs of Nohno

EDIT: onto Aliza's face

 

I try to take anything else made of metal from the assassins with me magnet.

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What's DM block

 

I try to brew yahyas mushroom and the slime i mixed with the swarm into a potion

 

Yahya won't like that bro

 

I use the item mold to turn into Yahya's mushroom, I then stab the mushroom and then throw it at the tank!

 

Crash my flare gun space ship onto the paladin (don't worry I have more flare gun based attacks)

 

Apparently I forgot to attack. .-.

So... we're still focusing the paladin?
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Study in anti-magic schools for methods to screw over magic users or smth. [Item Search]

 

I hit Lothar with the same large hammer I got hit with.

 

I throw dozens of sharp knives at vicura.

 

I proceed to look into Yahya's house (NOT looking for items) and use his secret stash of Shrooms to throw at and damage the Paladin Lothar

 

I use the power of Communism in an attempt to weaken the Paladin's faith in his god(s)

 

Channel the spell, Light to Dark

All healing will do damage instead now for this turn.

 

Now this.

 

I pronounce Lothar's name wrong and makes him cringe (stunned) and then proceed to slap him
can you even do this?