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Imma kick his assassin

 

Assassinate the assassin

 

Can I rip a hole in the assassin’s skull and drink from it, while shouting ”I will drink from your skull!”

 

I start singing Catchy Song

 

Guys, there is no active boss

 

I wander around the land of Murfos

hey am I the first to realize Murfos is an anagram of Forums?

 

I definetly didn't think it had something to do with smurfs

 

yes it's actually an anagram of smurf-o

 

What if you
Wanted to go to Heaven,
BUT
Luigi McDingle said:
"There is no active boss"

 

I would search for an item

 

Word of the Forums' feats has spread far and wide; unfortunately, it spread as far as the Lord's Guild. They see the Forums as a threat and have sent assassins to eliminate them.
The horse-drawn carriage rolls up and comes to a halt as four menacing figures step out.

THE LORDS' ASSASSINS
See parent post for details

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the multi-boss format of this Boss, the following rules will be changed:
-Any item that targets either the Miniboss or Boss may now target any one of the four Bosses. If no target is specified, it will chosen randomly.
-If a target is not specified in your attack, it will default to whichever Boss has the lowest HP. If it's a tie, it will be chosen randomly.
-"Damage per Attack Turn" summons can now be targeted by whoever summoned them. If no target is specified, it will be chosen randomly.
You may adjust accordingly, or continue as normal.
THESE CHANGES WILL BE REVERTED AFTER THE BOSS IS KILLED.

 

I start off with a good old-fashioned Matarukaja to buff the team!

 

I fire my nice little 100m sniper at Vicura, and use the Fire Charge
(it will split the damage between the four guys right?)

This boss fight seems like it would require a hell lot of tactic

 

Aww shit, here we go again.
(Also I think the best order to kill them would be medic, paladin, then whatever one we feel like killing, then the last one).

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I use my magnet to have a, now, interstellar Gibby fall on the paladin

 

I would say paladin, fighter, sorcerer and then mage. Maybe sorcerer before fighter if we don't have summons.
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Sing a song, giving everyone bardic inspiration. (1d12)
(Hell yeah, homebrew)

 

How about mage, sorcerer, fighter, paladin
As mage will negate damage, and sorcerer will heal, which are the two worst in my opinion. Paladin last because if we damage it then it will just recover when we kill something else, so if we don't damage it, it doesn't do anything, as I don't think it can go over max HP

 

Taunt them since they cannot kill us and then megaton drop kick the mage

 

I just wanted to get paladin out of the way first because it changes who gets damage. Additionally, that 500 heal is iffy.
Mage will half damage yes. But sorcerer heals 100.
So if we deal anything above 200, get mage. But if we deal consistently less damage than that, getting the sorcerer is better imo.
Then, if we have lots of summons, it doesn't matter if one gets halved by the mage. The fighter, however, negates all the damage from these.
Therefore, I think mage is the lowest priority, with paladin first and fighter/sorcerer as 2/3

 

"A house divided against itself, cannot stand."
Let's do your plan then

 

Like any true way to destroy a heavy and die right after, Backstab Lothar with a butterknife.