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I throw beers to all of my teammates

 

channeling my inner rage, i let out a second burst of heat, ever greater than the first one

 

I take a part of me as a slime ball and kindly ask the ally part of the slime swarm to give me a bit of their selves as a slimeball and try to fuse a blue and green slimeball into one [item search]

 

I launch various animals with my catapult

 

/kill @e[type=slime_king]

 

Why didnt i think of that, you sir are a genius

 

Thanks

 

Well I'm fucked

 

I can fix this

 

I fixed it

 

A robot has been constructed. It will focus the sun beam onto the Slime King, dealing 20 damage per Attack Turn until it overheats, which will be in 3 Attack Turns.
Since you didn't deal damage, you weren't affected by @FallenFactory's attack.

You really don't have to do that.

Using the blueprints, a sentry is constructed taking the form of an interstellar starship. The Laser Sentry has arrived.
Damage: 40-70
Time: 3 Attack Turns

The Minibosses' presence gives the Boss the will to carry on, even with 0 HP. Until the Minibosses are dead, the Boss cannot be killed, unless otherwise stated.

You're still a little drunk. The bottles fly off in random directions, shattering against trees, rocks, and the Slime King, dealing 10 damage.

The Slime King is engulfed with heat and begins to boil away, taking 50 damage.

The allied slimes agree and fuse their green slime with your blue slime.
Teal Slime - Literally just a ball of slime. May be used with attacks to varying effect.

The Slime King catches and happily digests the animals, healing 30 HP. Nice.

ERROR: The targeted entity is immune to command "kill." Try again with a different target.

Slime Swarms A and B heal the Slime King for 30 and 15 HP, totalling 45!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: -15
ITEM USED - Ancient Blueprints
ITEM ACQUIRED - Teal Slime
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED! "Wrong Team!" Earned by @DerpyEmerald22
NOTES: 10/10 turn guys

 

Looks like I have to use my special weapon...

I'm sorry it has to come to this.

M a g n e t t i m e .

I do what I did with the meteor...

Except this time with the moon
I shall steal... the moon

 

Frick.
Guess I'll play support. :L
Charge the next attack

 

UPDATE!
Added rule 9: If an attack were to destroy the world, intantly kill the Boss, or otherwise end the battle, it will be either negated or weakened, usually to humorous effect so as to not ruin your plans.

 

Darn you

First you say attack,
Now you say too much attack
I see how it is...
(Also technically a magnet of that force would have already destroyed the world, so that's why I put the 'only attracts wanted metals' clause there.)

 

Rip cheese man

 

Ikr

 

Spoiler: i'm sorry

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get! My super laser piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too! Wait, this wouldn't work as an actual attack.. would it?

Anyway, I release the Giant Rat from wherever it is to attack the Slime King.

 

I raise the giant as an undead and command it to attack the slime king

 

Alright use all of my charges to fire a bullet shaped gun that fires guns that also fire bullets at the slime king
https://enterthegungeon.gamepedia.com/Bullet