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GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!

 

What the fuck are you people doing now

 

I HAVE NO IDEA
But go caculate the next damage plez

 

Ok fine then, I go full 180 and use the flamethrower on my teammates.

 

The mercenaries flail their weapons at the Slime King for 20 damage!

The god looks at the deck and says "screw you, I'm not taking any more of these 'carrot cards' or whatever you mortals call them, they're cheap toys."

The oil has already been ignited. The flamethrower does melt through the slime for 30 damage, though!

The impact deals 20 damage. The King digests the car.

The car has already been digested by the Slime King. Your car does 10 damage.

Be more specific.

pew pew pew
The beams shoot right through the King for 40 damage!

Even Germans need time. Their research will be done next Attack Turn.

As much as I'd love for you to fuck them up because they're starting to piss me off, you've already attacked this Attack Turn.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 100
NOTES: Guys, you're not time travelers, you can't assist attacks that have already passed. Once someone says their attack, that's it for that attack.

 

I drink a potion of drunkness potion, then throw 20 healing potions!

 

Charge up

 

Wait, wtf

Phew

Assist with alien technology from the future, because they're time travelers, even if I'm not.

*throws at teammates.* <3

 

Alright, time to get serious.
I use a Kritzkrieg charge on the next attacker.

 

"Then heres a better offer" i give him 20 dollars insted

 

Could.. should we build a time machine? Can I look for blueprints? [item search]

 

Holy sheet, I missed a lot.

I enhance my magnets power with magic of some sorts, also making it able to be turned off and on, allowing it to only attract certian kinds of things in certian places, and home in on that kind of thing if wanted.

 

But you would waste your turn using the time machine

 

I use a maxed out vacpack to remove pieces of the slime king and decrease its mass.

 

I fire my flaming catapult at the slime

 

Why not increase its mass to a point where there's more of it in space than on the planet, and when it jumps it flies away?

 

damn my "creative" chicken attacks won't work?

k fine then I morph back into a strong human and slash my sword at the King ferociously

 

I dump the contents of a nearby water tower on the slime in an attempt to make the him runny.

 

*It's water from the quest Fountain of Youth*

 

Pretty gud either way. >.>