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Do you even know how it works?
It essentially means:
1. I see what will happen in the next ten seconds
2. I activate ability: What I saw will happen, but I will be unbound by what happens so I ignore it
3. Afterwards, nobody remembers those ten seconds.

It can be visualized as-
-and that's why the moon landings were powered by smartphones from the future.

Anyways, next attack
I use ZA WARUDO (yes I break the rules of having one stand) to stop time, then smash the Big Blob with a ROADO ROLLER

 

Throw the egg into my mechs star core hoping for maybe a cool bird or durgon

 

Precisely, since it can't move or react at all.

Though I should probably have explained it better, my bad

 

no u
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I'd like to harness the power of the sun by using multiple mirrors to focus a death beam on the slime

 

Since being an annoying chicken is proving to be unfruitful for me, I shall transform into a great Feather Demon 30x the size of the Slime King and flex on him

 

I'm going to ask Larry if he knows anything from underground, contact the thieves guild for information about a guild. And go look for info in the tavern myself [item search?]

 

Throw a chicken into the slime, but there's a bomb inside the chicken (Poor chicken but i have to do this. Sorry chicken...)

EDIT: I teleport the chicken back outside... wait.. the bomb's still there.. xd

 

that's my friend you're talking about >:(

 

Great, didn't miss another turn.

The reason I wanted to search for the magnet first is to make it slightly more balanced, instead of just *poof* I have magnet in my hands now.

Anyways, I would like to attempt to attract any metallic things from within the slime with my magnet, but I place it on the ground, as to not have my Mac N Cheese hands squished.

 

I use a shovel

 

*It's night time*

 

Go, DISCIPLE!

 

I would also like to say "Nice deck of cards, but lets save the games for after the battle, alright?"

 

Im using the cards to attack

 

I know that

 

SQUASH
90 damage!

The egg is destroyed.

The mirrors reflect beams of light onto a central point, melting a hole in the King's body for 60 damage!

The Slime King is trying to figure out how you keep changing shape. It's distracted! The next attack will deal 1.5x damage!

Larry doesn't return.
You ask around the tavern asking about a "Guild," but your efforts prove fruitless. While you're there, however, a kind gentleman offers you a drink, on him.
Holy Spirit - When consumed, projects an aura around the user that multiplies the damage of magic attacks by 1.5x, but negates the effects of spirit-based/supernatural/otherwise unholy attacks until the end of the Attack Turn.
The Slime King is alert again.

The Slime King happily digests what appears to be an offering of peace, until...
BOOM!
The King's internal slime is jumbled about, dealing 80 damage!

You're perfectly capable of doing that. You have no limits.

The objects inside the Slime King wiggle and shake, until they fly out and land on the magnet, taking some slime with them for 20 damage. Among the items are swords, helmets, an umbrella, and a handful of silver coins. However, one item catches your eye...
Broken Compass - When used while searching for an item, has a 50/50 chance to cause the user to find either 2 items or none.

You dig a hole in the ground. This accomplishes nothing.

Turns out this one's just a regular playing card. The Slime King eats it.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 190
ITEM ACQUIRED - Holy Spirit
ITEM ACQUIRED - Broken Compass
ITEM "USED" - Egg
NOTES: You guys are lucky I'm willing to do all this research to calculate damage for your attacks.

 

I slash the slime with the master sword.

 

I attempt to do PSI Rockin Ω.

Also I am grateful that you are willing to spend this much time calculating damage.

 

Well im out of cards, So i just date him and break up with him on text message.