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I complain about having to go places and missing out on a turn (had to go eat Mac N Cheese), then I challenge the slime to a game of cornhole.

 

Yes, its a real card, Its from Hearthstone. Anyways, I play

 

Has this card come to bargain?

 

Hey is this infinity war

 

wait. you're a cannibal? :O



k anyway I decide to lure the Slime King into the woods and as he bounces through the trees, I fall the trees with my Supa Chicken Wing-Axes™ so they fall on the Slime King.

 

I bring an opera singer and have her sing at the top of her voice

 

I doyriah the slime using my stando

[Ganon the Powerful]

Side smashes are pretty strong

 

I would like to seduce the slime uwu

 

I would like to converse with the slime king in the language of slime and ask it why it's attacking

 

The Ringworm burrows into the ground, leaving the ring behind, which projects a red mist over the battlefield, then vanishes. All ground/rock based attacks this Attack Turn will deal 2x damage!
Originating from what I'm assuming is magic, the quake in the earth jiggles the b'jeezus out of the Slime Swarm, sending goo flying all over. You see the Ringworm poke out of the ground. The Swarm takes 140 damage!
The Slime Swarm's slime dissipates into the ground. The Slime Swarm has been killed!

After teaching it the rules of the game, you and the Slime King have a nice, friendly game of Cornhole. 10 damage! (because I'm from Cornhole Land and thus have to give Cornhole players a bonus)

Mr. Odd, a reality-bending dentist, appears and attempts to haggle with Nozdormu. Nozdormu's all like "who's this nerd?" and leaves.

The trees, being too large for the Slime King to digest, split it apart into four pieces. The pieces come together, but the King still takes 70 damage!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The singer's voice resonates at just the right frequency to jiggle the slime right off the King's body for 40 damage!

The power of the Doriyah is so powerful, it cleaves the Slime King right in half! 65 damage!

[Rolling 1d20...]
[Result: 7 + 0 = 7]
You wiggle your hips seductively. The Slime King is outraged. Turns out you just said "I did your mom last night" in Slime Speak. In its rage, the Slime King knocks into a tree, causing a branch to fall on top of it for 10 damage.

The Slime King responds, surprisingly. Of course, you're the only one who can understand it. (I will send a PM detailing what the Slime King says.)

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 155
TOTAL MINIBOSS DAMAGE: 140
MINIBOSS KILLED - Slime Swarm
ITEM USED - Ringworm

 

I need to head into a cave or something to get stuff to increase my chicken power [item search]

 

10/10 skill.
I'd like to do its sister as well? >.>

 

Do i know what the guild is? If yes i go there looking for information [item search]

 

This seems fun. I’ll return later

I use King Crimson’s ”erase time” to IT JUST WORKS, getting me free attacks on the slime and making it have no memory of it.

 

I would like to search for the strongest magnet in the world (while still being able to be held)..

I have so many ideas for how this could go terribly wrong, but I don't want to give you any

 

I go to the nearest ancient mythical library and start looking for a book on combining items.

 

Drop kick it with nuclear energy

 

I use the 4 deadly weapons basher , thrasher, crasher, and fireball.

 

I poke the slime king

 

You enter the cave. As you walk, a lone egg gingerly floats from the ceiling. A gift from the chicken gods, must be.
Egg - When used, is an egg.

Yeah, with where this is going, I think we're gonna need to go to a different website.

There are no "guilds" in Murfos that you are aware of.

Time Erasure does not allow attacking during the erased timeframe, and since the Slime King is not attacking, you just made it forget a 10-second frame where nothing happened. Congrats.

ok cool, you got it. how about you actually use it?

ok you find one.

Turns out it's pretty hard to get "nuclear energy" without being more specific about where it's coming from, so it's just a regular drop kick. Your legs get sucked into the Slime King, causing you to deal half damage. 5 damage. 10/10.

Your wildly impressive martial arts skills terrify the Slime King and deal 55 damage!

The Slime King's slime is solid, but your finger pokes through with some force. It feels like a very thick liquid inside, which explains how the King is so malleable. Upon the King's realizing that you're touching it, you feel a burning on your hand. You pull your finger out to see a thin patch of skin missing.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 60
ITEM ACQUIRED - Egg
NOTES: you guys suck lmao