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I would like to morph into an annoying chicken. 150 dmg pls

 

This was meant to be me searching for an item

I will disguise self so the slimes don't know I'm a slime and taunt them to attack me

 

I would like to attempt to summon Circle Man

 

Can you set limits on attacks? What's stopping me from opening a rift in the universe that sends anything out of the universe, and therefore out of existence permanently? What's stopping me from summoning SCP-231? What's stopping me from launching nukes? What's stopping me from playing despacito 2?

 

Their imagination of how it would fail

 

Dropping a nuke would fail? Just say something like, nothing ridiculously powerful in terms of attacks, but the more creative the more stronger the attack will be allowed to be.

 

Shoot it with a flare gun

 

Spray it with a hose

 

I look over towards the Slime Swarm and wonder why no one is paying attention to it.
I guess I'll, uh, warn them about some of the insane maniacs on our side. Maybe they'll do the smart thing and run (jiggle?) for their lives.

 

What the he'l do you think the Molotov rain was for

 

The Slime King seems to accept your hug! Maybe it's not so bad after a-- nope, it melted your hands. In goes the TNT, and BOOM. 70 damage.

cool, you're a chicken now.

oh frick, okay
You enter the basement and search through the many boxes in the area. Guns, explosives, body armor... Ah, perfect!
Monster Energy™ Drink - Allows the user to perform two attacks in one action

The Slime Swarm bounces toward you, stri̶̴̡i̵̴͝i̷͞!́͢͡i̷͢i̷͟͝!̵̢̧̕͝i̕͞i͠į̀ì̧͡i̡̡̢̡͝!̡̛į̧̧̕i̸͡

The Circle Man is an all-powerful deity who has no time for such silly things as killing the Boss. Nevertheless, he appears to watch from the distance.

Absolutely nothing is stopping you. However, moves intended to instantly destroy anything will have some twist in their execution to make them deal damage normally. If I set limits, it would kill the central concept of "you can attack however you want."

In the "Examples > Attacks" spoiler, I had a nuke deal 120 damage.

The flare is sucked into the Slime King, instantly cooling it off and only dealing 10 damage.

The water washes away a small bit of slime for 10 damage.

The Slime Swarm watches you. It doesn't look like they understand speech, or maybe they just don't care.

The Slime Swarm heals the Slime King for 30 HP!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 60
ITEM ACQUIRED: Monster Energy™ Drink
NOTES: In the future, I may put responses to meta replies in a spoiler.

 

I'm just going to start putting [item search] at the end of an action if i search for one to make things easier for you

I scatter backwards and fall to the ground awaiting the attacks from the swarm, as i turn over a rock to see whats under it [item search]

 

Since I'm an annoying chicken, I would like to harness the power of the late Cluckles, the loyal chicken of Bob and use it against the Slime King.

 

I assassinate SCP-231-7.

 

Burn the slime swarm

 

I throw a refrigerator at the slime (don't ask)

 

I attack the boss in this order: TL;DR Leeroy, Cold blood onto leeroy, Shadowstep, Leeroy, Counterfeit coin, Shadowstep, Leeroy

 

Is that a real card?

 

Underneath the rock is a worm wearing a ring.
Ringworm - When used, doubles the damage of all ground/rock based attacks this Attack Turn.

Slime King takes 50 Cringe Damage™ from remembering Cluck Cluck.

ok.

You rub one of the slimes really fast and give it a friction burn. It only does 5 damage, but it sure hurt!

The fridge collides with too much force for the Slime King to digest it! It takes 50 damage!

In this incredibly convuluted sequence of card plays, you forgot to have Leeroy attack. The Slime King, however, is very confused. This isn't a status effect, it's just... Confused.

The Slime Swarm heals the Slime King for 30 HP!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 70
ITEM ACQUIRED: Ringworm
NOTES: I still have no idea how that card game works, by the way.

 

Okay use Ring Worm then create an earthquake on the slime swarm
Rip all my fricking combo ideas