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Hack the system using my elementary coding skills that are definately up to par

 

I use my contacts with the mole people to ask Larry to get me an artifact from the forgotten world

 

I run a chemical analysis on @Rawb's spit on High Performance Liquid Chromatography to find what chemical compounds (and nasty stuff) are found within it.

 

Fricc it punch it with 1 megaton of TNT

 

> hack system
Output:
SYSTEM HACKED
running shoutbox.exe...
WARNING: shoutbox.exe contains the following file(s):
memes (1).txt
bloww.usr
which have been known to cause issues with operating systems. proceed anyway? (Y/N)
> Y
Output: running shoutbox.exe...



*Hacker voice* I'm in.

Larry delivers a brown parcel through a sewer grate. Inside is a a small coin engraved with a spiral symbol.
Elemental Summon Coin - When flipped, this coin summons a creature made of an element of the user's choice. The creature will automatically attack every Attack Turn. The damage and number of turns it lasts depends on the element.

As far as you can tell, Rawb's spit is just regular old saliva. 99% water, 0.3% electrolytes, some mucus and chemical stuff, and 0.1%... Arsenic?

I have one thing to say.
BOOM!
90 damage!

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 90
ITEM ACQUIRED: Elemental Summon Coin
NOTES: You know, for the defenders of the land, you guys sure get distracted easily. Also, that shoutbox took me 20 minutes to figure out

 

I put on the amulet of selflesness and summon a bolder infront of the giant so it stubs one of its toes

 

Woohoo shoutbox.
Ask people on it (hipefully there'll be more. :c) for help.

>.>

 

Excuse me but I was busy crushing a hamster with 7 meteors

Also use the Elemental Summon Coin to summon a being made of the power of the sun

 

I use a potato cannon while running and shooting in slow motion.

 

oh boy another boss fight thread, cant wait for this to die

I begin to charge my death beam

 

The Giant takes a step forward and, as planned, stubs his toe on the unseen boulder. The Amulet's power relieves some of his pain, but it's not done yet... 15 damage!

Turns out using a chatroom program that nobody else is capable of using doesn't work very well.

The coin flips through the air. The sun's rays strike its metallic surface, concentrating into a blast of blinding light. It settles into a vaguely humanoid shape, glowing like the sunset. The Sun Elemental is born.
Time: 4 AT
Damage: 40-80

You look like an action hero!
The Amulet of Selflessness launches a bright green beam into your potatoes as you fire, doubling their damage to deal 120!

Your pessimism is both depressing and ill placed.
The death beam begins to charge.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 135
Sun Elemental: 4 AT remaining
NOTES: I have no idea what the plan is with the Shoutbox, but I'm intrigued.

 

I sail into the sea looking for the grate treasure of Nebulos archipelago

 

Master Spark his face

 

I throw my life savings of emeralds at it.

 

Add back the trade market with the same skillz I used to make shoutbox. :D

Idk either tbh.

 

Go into the lab. Weaponize the Arsenic found in Rawb's spit, making the 0.1% Arsenic seriously more concentrated.

No need to rush, science and technology always takes time!

 

The Sun Elemental fires a ball of orange plasma at the Giant, dealing 45 damage!

You set sail, following a series of clues you've gathered. You find that the rumors are true; you see a chest floating in the sea! Inside is a metal box containing a whetstone.
Trident Stone - When used with a bladed or pointed weapon attack, instantly inflicts a random status effect.

I may not know much about Touhou, but I do know that was pretty devastating! 90 damage!

The Giant is pelted with gems, dealing 30 damage. You see your future go down the drain as the Giant scoops up the emeralds and swallows each and every one.

> run marketplace.wynn
Output:
running marketplace.wynn...
ERROR: failed to run marketplace.wynn
"This file needs to be mounted to function properly."
> mount marketplace.wynn
ERROR: unknown command "mount"
> then what the hell is the command
ERROR: unknown command "then"

You have no idea how this works. Also, this has nothing to do with the game, so I suggest you make it that way or I'm not dealing with it anymore because it's a lot of work for nothing.

ok you did it, congrats.

Spoiler: BATTLE LOG

TOTAL DAMAGE: 165
Sun Elemental: 3 AT remaining
ITEM ACQUIRED: Trident Stone
NOTES: you guys know you don't have to do stuff logically one step at a time, right

 

I used Serious Punch but with my hands

 

I summon CHAIR THROW!!!

 

derp I'll focus more on the game, sorry.
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Use "fissure"