Shower Thoughts

post your best shower thoughts, try not to say repeats

Spoiler: shower thought

The Brain named itself.

 

Whoops, dropped the shampoo bottle

 

How does SEAMAN clog up drains?

 

The bible is basically just a documentation of real-life admin abuse.

 

We could be living in a simulation right now. Think about it. If Humanity now are intelligent enough to make almost life sized real life simulations who knows if our entire existence is just a simulated universe and we are being observed by scientist right now as we speak. This means that we are nothing and completely meaningless in this universe. Just how Earth is one of the millions let alone billions of trillions of planets in the galaxy. They are also millions of galaxies so many that we had to call them galaxy clusters. So there must be life outside Earth right? I mean if they are about 1,0000,00000,00000,00000,0000 planets at least 1% must have life on them? I also just realised that you spend 20% of your life at school or studying only to go to work for the rest of your life. Our world economies are ruined and 90% of all the money in the world belongs to reach people. That shows the uneven distribution in the world's main wealth GDP. speaking of GDP America should spend less on its army and allocate more resources twoards space exploration . Maybe we can then finally colomize Mars. Can we colonize Jupiter? Wait no we can't cause that's a gas planet. Maybe Mercury will be possible once we find a way to resist the sun but I'm fine with Earth. Also speaking of Earth even wondered what secrets the Pacific Ocean could hold? I mean the Earth is 70% water right? Hmmm

 

that shit deep

 

Imo Simulation theory is the same basic concept as religion - there’s a higher being who created and is in control of our universe, there’s a separate universe outside of ours, etc. The only difference is that simulation theory doesn’t mention an afterlife or rules to live by.

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Obviously they’re different, but the basic concept is very similar.

 

Ice Bear says fish are just high maintenance house decorations.

 

AHHHH I GOT SOAP IN MY EYES AHHHHHH

 

We were born at the perfect time (and by “we” I mean everyone that’s relatively young reading this). Think about it. We’re in the era where Youtube and video games aren’t that old (or at least, fun video games). Not to mention that we have access to modern medicine. There hasn’t been any catastrophic wars in U.S. history since World War II and Vietnam. I know this doesn’t apply to everyone since not everyone lives in America or Europe and starving kids in Africa and blah blah blah, but still. I’m assuming anyone who’s literate and has internet access to read this has alright living conditions. We could’ve been born in colonial times where people were accused of witchcraft for absolutely no reason, or born in the future where artificial intelligence takes over the world and global warming is an even bigger issue than it is now. (I doubt the former will ever happen, but some people think it will, so I decided to give it the benefit of the doubt.)

 

Who the fuck used all the shampoo

 

Did I turn off the stove?

 

even if you didn't you still gucci

 

In alternate realities where the Allies lost WWII, there are people that propose "What If" scenarios about what the world would be like if the Allies had won WWII but the details would be off from our own world because they're just speculating and wouldn't be able to get everything exactly right.

 

I will never see my own face- just reflections and pictures of it

 

Real life?
*shouts in atheist*

is joke mean no offense

 

I can't taste my tongue, nor the inside of my mouth

 

You can if you have gingivitis ;p not a shower thought I just had to say it...

 

Should FLEX air be an actual TV show?

 

then there's something wrong with your taste buds