Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You come too, and I send you 65 million years back.
I wish for an egg (I really don't care if it's digital, rotten, or cooked)

 

Granted, it is poisoned and you're force-feed it.

I wish I had time management skills.

 

Granted, but they're worse than now

I wish I hadn't wished the wish before my last wish

 

Granted, now you wish the wish that was before the wish before your first wish and it is... wait wot

I wish that made sense.

 

It does for a split second then you forget.

I wish my taste in music was not just sad songs... I like style but.. so sad.

 

Granted, it now includes morally wrong and illegal songs

I wish my friends would see how stupid Fortnite kinda is. (not hating btw lol)

 

They do, so they all go back to counter strike GO (not hating, well maybe a little)

I wish I was a voice actor.

 

Granted, people hate your voice absolutely so bad that no one on earth is willing to see a movie or TV show that has voice acting ever

I wish I was a dog
yes a dog

 

You become a dog, but not a good boy.. sad ;(

I wish I didn't second guess my self... well idk that's a dumb wish maybe I could work on that myself.. idk I guess I should still wish it...

 

granted, you triple guessed

i wish i was more active

 

Granted, you break your legs. Break 'em.

I wish I had more interesting references.

 

Granted, but all your interesting references imply that you have racist opinions.

I wish for enough money for a marketing campaign for a fake product called Teethex (tipex for your teeth)

 

Granted but the tipex company comes after you for whatever is the legal name for plagiarism of a company's name

I wish for myself to get better at the violin

 

Granted, you grow four extra fingers. That hurts a lot.

I wish for infinite tea.

 

granted

heres

the motherfvcking

tea

i wish i didnt make references

 

Granted, you ded.

Also:


I wish I had a birb.

 

granted, but it doesnt like you

i wish i had a way to organise my time

 

Granted, it is through the use of withholding the things you want to do to get the things you need to do done.

I wish to know which program I want to apply for.

 

Granted, it's the GSKA (Global Serial Killers Association)

I wish I didn't have to wish here :( this is unoriginal but idc

 

Granted, after joining the GSKA I cereal kill you, thus there would be no time for your wish to be granted.

I wish I knew what to do on the upcoming school dinner and discos.