Would You Rather? Update V2

Haven't seen one of these in a while. They're new and respond to the first page.

Magic, cause psychic powers are magical.

Wyr Kuu or Wuu? (fox sounds apparently)

 

Kuu, because it sounds like kuudere.

Wyr eat fruit-flavored candy (sour patch, skittles, starburst, etc.) or chocolate (hershey, snickers,milky way, etc.)

 

Fruit, i kinda dislike chocolates.

Wyr be a god or a devil?
Interpretions vary

 

Well, I’m already binded to Madama Butterfly, so devil.

Wyr have a nice teacher that can’t teach or a mean teacher who yells a lot?

 

depends on the subject, but in general, the mean teacher

wyr have feet grow instead of ears and walk upside down or eat a human liver every day for a week

 

Liver, every day, for a week.

Would you rather be lawful, or chaotic?

 

Lawful.

Would you rather go to jail for a year and a half or go to jail one day a week for the rest of your life?

 

A year and a half, it would amount to a lot less time wasted.

Wyr have 1000$ now or 2000$ this date in two years?

 

Later, as I'll actually,need it,by then.

Wyr plant a bush or a flower?

 

bush
bush are good
bush are nice


wyr commit a stupid crime https://www.businessinsider.com/weird-state-laws-across-america-2018-1 or jump on a trampoline for 13 hours, 46 minutes straight, without stops

 

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as long as I'm not punished for commiting the stupid crimes, I'd rather do that. Especially if it's stuff like the UK law criminalizing the suspicious handling of a fish in public, essentially making walking around with a dead fish over your shoulder highly criminal.

Wyr move to North Korea or Venezuela?

 

venezuela

wyr eat horse poop or dog poop

 

Horse poop, it smells less bad so maybe it'll taste less bad?

Wyr be twice as quick or twice as strong as you are now?

 

Quick. Not only will this apply to my movement speed, it will also apply to dexterity and my thinking.
(Also because STR0 * 2 is 0. :/)

Wyr be able to write twice as fast or legibly write with both hands?

 

Write twice as fast, I rarely write by hand so that way I could still write easily legible text without slowing down.

Wyr live the rest of your life inside a 6 cubic meter sized bush or on top of trees?

 

On top of trees. Living in a confined spqce sounds for eternity sounds like a terrible idea.

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

 

Leg, the only thing I use it for is to move. Leg prostetics can easily make up for that. Arm (and hand prostetics) just aren't up to match. (Rip typos, mobile)

Wyr post whatever's in your clipboard or link your answer to something?

 

Link my awnser to something.
Would you rather write a novel or direct a movie?

 

direct a movie because uhhhhh language is hard


wyr never leave your home country or never be allowed back into your home country

 

Never leave, I'm not one for travel.

Wyr walk home in the rain or run home with the burning sun?