Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. All the other cables don't.
I wish you hadn't sweared

 

Granted. I say a word related to sex, which makes you just as uncomfortable. Hey, sexual words aren’t technically swears and have the same effect.


I wish for @gabe1cragger to realize that there will always be angry people on the internet and as such, swearing is something you’ll have to get used to.

 

Granted, they get desentizied and lose their innocent swear-less youth.

I wish I wasn't raised not to swear and thus was comfortable saying swears and not just thinking or writing them.

 

Granted, now nobody fücking cares about you.

I wish I had the bravery to swear on the forums without censorship.

 

Granted. You swear on a Christian minecraft server forum. Hey, you never specified it had to be this forum.

I wish Easter was a more exciting holiday.

 

Granted - there are now fireworks and parties everywhere. Because of this, you won't be able to sleep for a week and your town gets completely wrecked.

I wish my room wasn't as hot, it's only April ffs

 

granted, its frozen now

i wish i wasnt constantly subjecting myself to loud noises that could make me deaf sooner or later

 

granted. you turn deaf anyways though.

i wish for pi to have an end

 

granted, its a number between 0 and 9.

i wish for nice hair

 

Granted, it's frozen. Cool.

I wish I was a person with a lot of willpower.

 

Granted. You are a person with a lot of these:
https://imgur.com/a/7KOXCWI


I wish for more people to play the Bayonetta games without labeling them as sexist or objectifying.

 

banned, but the majority do anyway

i wish i could understand moonrunes

 

the moonrunes you saw weren t moonrunes they were pictograms
I wish for a friend

 

granted, but its not yours

i wish for nice pants

 

granted
but there is more hole than pant
I wish for world peace

 

Granted. Everything dies from world hunger and the world is at peace.

I wish for the end of world hunger

 

Granted, you now receive hunger at the end of the world.

I wish Wynncraft was compatible with 1.13-1.14.

 

Granted. It's now incompatible with all other editions

 

I wish you wished.

 

Granted, @gabe1cragger !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish for @gabe1cragger to gain time travelling capabilities, go back in time and make a corrupt wish for Tsu to grant.