Would You Rather? Update V2

Never use a smartphone again, at least I still have my laptop.

Wyr have @Happi come back or @Dr Zed come back?

 

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@Happi would make me happier...

Wyr leave the forums and lose some of your online friends or keep forum gaming and keep wasting your time?

 

Keep the forums. Most of my life is already wasting my time, might as well do something I enjoy while doing it.

Wyr becomes vegetarian or be unable to eat sweet foods (ex. Chocolate, strawberries)

 

Become a vegetarian. Meat would be yum now and then but I essentially try to live on berries and fruit, so veggies it is.

Wyr have major asthma or gain 50% of your current weight?

 

50% of my current weight. I might finally be considered normal. xd
it's 50% in muscles... right?! D:

Wyr be betrayed or betray?

 

I'd betray my bad habit of not working out any day.

Wyr have Marmelade or Jam?

 

Jam, because I have some understanding of what that even is. xd

Wyr have white bread or whole grain?

 

Whole grain, as long as it isn't to the extremes such as danish rye bread.

Wyr move to mongolia or vietnam?

 

Vietnam, because I understand more of it's language.

Wyr lose the ability to speak or to hear?

 

Speak. Music's my thing, also I think it'd be easier to make myself understood without speech than it'd be understanding others without hearing.

Wyr lose a leg or three fingers?

 

Three fingers, as long as I can choose which hand. My left hand is useless anway, and the few things it can be used for, I would only need my index finger and thumb.

Wyr become a pest exterminator or become a porta-potty cleaner?

 

Pest exterminator. I would become Rusty Shackleford

Would you rather never be able to watch TV shows again or never be able to watch movies again?

 

never watch shows
uhhhhh movies aren't shows therefore i could still watch them. 1 billion iq

would you rather be forced into an anime (of your choice, obviously) for the rest of your life, or live on mars without any contact with humanity, ever, but having all your other needs met

 

Anime where I'm truck-kun to make more isekai protags


Wyr die from your greatest fear or get chased by a vacuum cleaner for the rest of your life

 

die. no context needed.

wyr be killed by bees or kill all bees? (Or kill them as soon as you see them I guess)

 

Kill all the bees I see



Wyr listen to Despacito 10 hour bass boosted or be forced to eat every single bug you see

 

despacito because eventually it will end. the bugs wont

wyr have no internet/wifi/etc for the rest of your life, or continue your normal life, but when you die, you hear/feel all the bad things everyone every felt or said about you (including thinking up death threats and stuff)

 

The latter, I'm already dead so there's only so much depression I can get.

Would you rather happy but poor or rich but sad?

 

Rich but sad. At least I wouldn't have to worry about my future.

Wyr have a son or a daughter?

 

I would not choose even if I could, so, uh, guess I'll pass this one on...