Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You were supposed to do it an hour ago, but forgot. :/

I wish my school stopped screwing around with me.

 

Granted, you start screwing around in your school. You get expelled for inappropriate behavior.

I wish for my previous post not to have two interpretations.

 

granted, it has 17, none of which are intended

i wish to stop being a sarcastic pile of trash

 

Wish granted. You are a pessimistic pile of trash.

I wish for Jeanne to be added as an echo fighter in Smash!

 

Granted, you can't play Smash now because Jeanne breaks the game.

I wish there was a province called Amurf, north of Fruma, west of Gavel and Corkus. It would have three gigantic cities called Nezorf (Lv. 20), Hernut (Lv. 40), and Doofustown (Lv. 60). It would be a one glass block flat province with one lonely hostile mob called the Frozen Hunter Bear Lv. 200. :D that was elaborate please don't corrupt this

 

*thinks*
Granted.
Too bad you can only access it with a lvl 200 character, so that the Bear doesn't one shot you. Don't worry, it's all still there. Totally! Just... no one can confirm it. >.>
it's an addition, not a corruption!!! :L


I wish I was more creative with that corruption addition

 

granted, but you cant be bothered editing the post

i wish i had better internet

 

Granted. It's expensive.

I wish I could slay @FallenAngel.

 

Granted, your souls are connected and you end up slaying yourself as well.

I wish I wasn't scared of the possibility of me actually having mild depression and not just being down because of my circumstances.

 

Granted. You aren't scared anymore, but you do have mild depression sadly (no bad pun intended)

I wish I didn't create random puns

 

Granted, you now create random spontaneous guns. Good luck taking a flight.

I wish I could think of a light-hearted wish.

 

Granted, but it turns out you already used it quite a few wishes ago.

I wish I was light-hearted

 

Granted, your heart's so light that you start floating, meaning you've now got a real hard time interacting with anything.

I wish I was happy with how I look after having shaved off my scraggly beard.

 

Granted, but people start annoying you, asking you to introduce them to whoever shaved it so well.

I wish I actually had the time to interact with people my age at school.

 

(I did. It gone entirely.)
Granted, they turn out to be awful.

I wish I was comfortable with the person I seem to be.

 

granted, but the person you seem to be isnt comfortable with you

i wish i dont get a bad mark on my everything

 

Granted, you get it on everything except the very accredited trial of stupidity.

I wish I was comfortable enough with my face to show it to you guys.

 

Wish granted. Your face has been leaked everywhere in the world and you are now a joke.

I wish threads wouldn't get deleted in like 3 days of doing nothing and saved for more than a week.

 

granted, now the forums are filled with shitposts

i wish i was comfortable enough to tell you guys my name

 

granted, now people are going to your home trying to kidnap you

i wish drafts weren't deleted in 3 days **