Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You can no longer speak nor type and your face is paralyzed. No communication = less harsh. >.>

I wish you communicated more in forum games. :D

 

Granted but I don't play the forum games on this forum that much ;p

I wish I had a ghost cat named Catrick Swayze.

 

A minute after you bring your ghost cat in the house, it phases out the door and leaves you alone.

I wish for me to finish this thread I'm writing in the forums quickly, and hence the thread stealing less time from my life.

 

Granted, but the quality is shite.

I wish to know which thread is being made

 

Now you know, but you must be obliviated.
it's like about farming spots and whatnot btw (i hope for it to be quality hehe)

I wish for 2 brown horses

 

granted, but they're combined into 1 brown horse, rip

i wish for 17 brown horses

 

Wish granted, but they still combine down to one brown horse.

I wish for 1 white horse

 

Granted, but you drop it in the nonexisted hopper.

I eish for the marketplace. :c

 

eish granted. But an eish does nothing.

I wish I never have one my spelling mistakes noticed by some one as mean as me.

 

Granted. I have absulotely no idea what you mean because of your grammar, so because of me possibly misconstruing your wish, you don’t get what you want.

I wish for @Tsui to feel better.

At least you’ve joined the edgy side Tsu, now you can slay angels with me!

 

Granted. I realize there was no point in these internet items, and as such stop carring about them.

I wish the next poster had a good day~

 

Granted, I didn't though... it was merely meh.

I wish I knew what to do.

 

Wish granted, I'm telling you what to do. play more forum games.

I wish I had a good idea for a profile picture on this forum.

 

Granted. You get an MC skin as your pfp.

I wish I wasn't stressed out

 

Wish granted, the stress is gone and you don't know why so now you have bad anxiety.

I wish the forum games had way more active members

 

Granted, there're too many people to get to know distinct individuals.

I wish those who we've lost returned to us.

 

Granted, the whole world piles up with "lost" people.

I wish for myself to become slightly more pessimistic.

 

Granted, you now have mild depression. Congratulations.

I wish lifting weights was easier.

 

Granted. It's because there's less weight. :/

I wish I could be super productive with both grinding and training my skills at the same time.

 

Granted, you receive mild permanent brain damage from overexerting yourself to accomplish such a feat.

I wish I wouldn't have a large English test in an hour.