Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, drop rates are buffed. You now drop 100% of ingredients upon death, regardless of your soul points.

I wish I knew when @Yuri~ would change her name (I need to change mine soon. :L)

 

Wish granted. You can’t think of a fitting name to change to.

I wish I could sleep in on my day off instead of volunteering at my school.

 

Granted. You now sleep all day and have one hour to do things on your off-day.
I wish for a larger inventory, and a larger bank.

 

Granted, you set your GUI scale to 500 so you have a larger inventory but it lags as hell, and all cities' banks now take up the whole city.

I wish the market works now (if it doesn't already)

 

granted, but only for that one moment in time

i wish that i knew what to change my name to

 

Granted. It's not a very good name tho.
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I wish I wasn't so cringe as a kid.

 

Granted, you'll look back at your current years with cringe in a few years though.

I wish to be provided with a simple source of motivation.

 

Granted, but it's so simple that it can't be seen, heard, felt, or touched (perhaps tasted but..)

I wish that I made better suggestions

 

granted, none of them get added anyways

i wish i could understand weeb language

 

聞き届ける

I wish I didn't spend 5 minutes trying to translate that and failing a lot.

 

Granted, you spend 10.

I wish google translate was more accurate.

 

確かに、今はすべてが非常に正確です

I wish I knew Japanese

 

granted, but you forget every other language that you are fluent in and mentally cannot learn past the letter D (like boxer from animal farm)

I wish I died from snu snu

 

granted, but you get resurrected with all the knowledge of dying and go insane

i wish i didnt sweat

 

Granted, you die from overheating.

I wish I wasn't raised in a cult.

 

Granted, you were raised in a farm as a chicken

I wish I didn’t have to do anything

 

Granted, you're life now consists of nothing but meaningless void as you've been berived of all and any obligations.

I wish I could find someone to rant to and open up to who was capable of actually cheering me up and not just giving me pity or being overwhelmed.

 

Granted, it's @Happi

I wish she came back... :c

 

granted, but she doesnt tell us nor does anything

i wish i could be useful to someone

 

The world needs bad examples... That was harsh ;-;

I wish I could be less harsh to people.