Corrupt A Wish!

granted, your xp required for each level is multiplied by 10.

I wish statue would get a rework

 

Granted. It gives 1-6k health, and -75% elemental defenses, along with -500% Walk Speed. That's it.

I wish I knew how to type fast with one hand.

 

Granted, you break it. Your hand.

I wish that article 13 didn't pass today...

 

Granted. It passed yesterday.

I wish I could skip class today.

 

Granted, you skip and hop over the entirety of your class. Have fun, redhead.

I wish to know if Tsu's aware of what article 13 is and the consequences of said article.

 

Granted, he’ll tell you later

I wish that everyone wasn’t so sad

 

Granted, now everyone is unconditionally euphoric.

I wish life was simpler.

 

later

Granted.
Eat sleep and die. What is happiness? No one cares. Just finish eating, go to sleep, and die.

I wish simplicity

 

grant. why say many word when few word do trick?

wish: complicate

 

Your strong feeling of want or hope for something to become or to happen has been admitted, and agreed to by me, Nyatsuki.

I strongly wish that the next user uses a highly formal way of typing for their post.

 

Your wish is this granted, miss Nyat, but not in a sufficient way, as only the upper section of this post is deservant of such language.

I wish for cake.

 

Granted, but it' because you don't have bread, so a certain Marie told you to eat cake.
Can't remember if this was confirmed or not

I wish for false quotes.

 

Can't believe this thread's been around for two years now.

Granted, it turns out they're false because they're pretending to be false, but are actually real.

I wish for the lottery system for school admissions to be abolished.

 

Granted. Whoever has the most money gets accepted.

I wish I joined the forums 5 years ago.

 

granted, you never meet us :(

i wish i get good grades and shit

 

Granted, you consume your youth in the process.

I wish school was made with the well-being of people as the main purpose.

 

Granted. Everyone is happy. Happy and ignorant. :c

I wish learning was fun.

 

granted, but you learn nothing useful

I wish I’ll have a good night

 

Granted. You get arrested the next day for doing indescribable acts involving one much lesser of age.
feeling good that night. >.>

I wish I sleep well tonight.

 

Granted, you now sleep in a well.

I wish that the ingredient drop on death thing is
buffed