Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, unexsistence.

I wish for a spot to put a drum set.

 

Granted, it's humanly inaccessible.

I wish my server resets weren't at stupid times

 

Granted, now the servers will never reset and they all become laggy, unplayable messes.

I wish didn't have to wish because I don't know a good wish.

 

Granted, but that's a good thing to wish for. ....?

I wish my signature would display properly

 

Granted, but nobody likes it, you filthy light theme user. >:T

I wish everyone used darker themes

 

granted, everything on the internet is black and you cant see anything

i wish i will get a good nights sleep tonight

 

Granted, sleep tight! *holds baseball bat*

I wish I had the time to categorize my endless stream of saved music.

 

Granted. They are all categorized under "music?"

I wish I cleared my watch later list on youtube

 

Granted, but you've now pained me by forcing me to remember that I have 300 vids on my watch later list... oof...

I wish to be asleep in 2 hours, as I need proper sleep for once.

 

Granted, but you wake up after 30 minutes.

I wish I stopped waking up every 2 hours or so at night.

 

Granted, you now wake up every 2 seconds at night.

I wish for my wynndata signature to be up to date

 

Granted, you die.

I wish for more cacti.

 

Granted. They prick you, and you die.

I wish to not die

 

Granted, now you can eternally suffer, like Prometheus.
I wish for a new book.

 

Granted, it has words in Wynnic and the author is really bad and it is water soaked and fire soaked and will self-destruct when you read the whole thing

I wish for good quality headphones

 

Granted. Too bad it can't connect t any of your devices.

I wish my computer had more RAM

 

granted, but google chrome eats it all

i wish my laptop was better

 

Granted, but you forgot the password.

I wish a had a solar charger phone case

 

Granted, it implodes due to overheating.

I wish I wasn't worried.

 

Granted, you are not worried and will never have to worry about anything ever... because u ded

I wish I got triple XP in all professions/crafting/combat until level 104