Community Event Wynncraft Cards Against Humanity Deck Code: Fqy8u

Always wanted to play cards against humanity with Wynncraft reference so give me your best card idea!

Follow the format:
Black card: something witty
White card: text

You can either have both or one .
Double blanks are okay!

ONE UNDERSCORE ONLY!
SPACE BEFORE UNDERSCORE AND SPACE AFTER UNDERSCORE!

if you don't know what Cards Against Humanity is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cards_Against_Humanity


I'll be posting the card deck once I've gotten enough cards so you can share with everyone else and have a laugh.

I'll start with mine:
Black card: Oh no, Salted just nerfed my _.
White card: Rainbow slap

 

Black Card: ___ pulled a Karen again, I just saw a(n) ___ on the market for 10 emeralds.
White Card: Poi, & Bone Marrow

 

I have only 1 card to submit

White Card: Spider build

 

Black Card: "The Item Makers are at it again! They made a new item called _ ."
White Card: Qira's ladydick

 

Black Card:
"The Item Team is renaming _ . Personally, I think they should name it _ ."
"Kelight needs _ , _ , and _ as proof that you're worthy of his quest."
"Gavel would be so much better if _ was removed."

 

Black card:
- "YYGAMER's next Legendary Island Challenge will consist of _."
- "If 2 things were to be deleted from Wynncraft to make the game better, they will be _ and _."
- "If inflation in Wynncraft made Emeralds obsolete, _ will be the new currency of Wynncraft."
- "If posting memes outside of #memes in Wynncraft Discord is now a punishable offence, the punishment will be _"

White card:
- "Orange Wybel"
- "Reduced Lag"
- "Guilds"
- "Yahya's Mushroom"

 

white card: potato storage
black:I have a theory that _is _

 

"_ was the real reason the shoutbox got removed."
"According to rumours, _ will be a new profession added next update."
"Not just the CT, but also _ is trapped in Salted's basement."
"The only thing you actually need to solo LI is _."
"All the xp from old level 101 classes has been used to massively upgrade _"
"The only way to gain entrance to Dern is to combine your _ with corrupted _"
c:

 

Black cards:
Ever since I gave ___ to the IMs no one likes me anymore.
Everyone says __ is impossible but YY has probably done it before.
Road to Dern was delayed for __ so we got __ instead.
White cards:
A bug report.
The people who duped powders.
Shoutbox.
Shots' YouTube channel.
Trying to argue with Selvut.

EDIT: From using what we have: Road to Dern was delayed for crafted items so we got the people who duped powders instead.

 

Spoiler: Black Cards

"I miss when _ was the meta."
"The IM Team should nerf _ next."
"The next meta build will include _, _, and _."
"Silver Mirror: Here's a look at the latest update from the IM Team!
We've reworked all your favorite items, including: _, _, and _."
"I died and lost my favorite _, can I get a refund?"
"The next class builds thread will compare _ and _."

Spoiler: White Cards

Mythics
Master Hive
Morph Set
Double Hive
Prism
Blue Mask
Vaward
Cancer
Atlas
Potions
Brilliant Diamond Armor
Rainbow Slap
Uniques
Amulet of Rejuvenation
The Rainmaker
The Specialist
Crafted Items
Borange Fluff

 

Black Card:
The next update will focus on ____, even though you thought the next update was focused on ___.

White Cards:
Legendary Island
Duping Powders
Trade Market

 

Cant wait for the whole thing to complete

Just from the existing comments we've gotten classics such as:

"I miss when trying to argue with Selvut was the meta."
"Everyone says duping powders is impossible but YY has probably done it before."
"All the xp from old level 101 classes has been used to massively upgrade Qira's ladydick."
"I died and lost my favourite Shoutbox, can I get a refund?"

 

Black Cards
I remember when _ was an actual good thing.
_ is the only thing that keeps Salted up at night
White Cards
Nolifers
Jumla with his tea
Wynn YouTubers

 

Black card:
"Bob? More like _."
"_ is as large as my love for Yahya"
"_ is now a new tier III ingredient."

White card:
The Seaskipper
Gun with legs
Avo
Fallen Factory
Jpresent

 

“Bob? More like Gun with legs”
“Gun with legs is now a nee tier III ingredient”

 

Black Cards:
"Oh no! Jumla spilled _ on servers again!"
"Add _."
"Remove _."
"_ is the best spot to grind for level 100."
"Your thread _ was closed for _."
White Cards:
Jackykit
Wynntils
Coffee
Kelight
Canned Abis
CSST

Spoiler: Shh! Don't tell anyone about this one.

 

White cards:
Alkatrash
JumJum-code

 

Black card:
You got permanently banned for _.


White card:
Warchief
Pandemonium
grinding
Papa Salty
ranting about eye of the storm
Dern
killing the trade market
shitposting
scamming
animals with guns
morph set
causing global warming with woodcutting
Yahya Bot

 

Black Cards:

"Salted is a _"
"I don't understand why _ is bannable."
"Can I be a _? I just want to be _."
"_ takes so long!"

White Cards:

Pre-Gavel
inflation
swarms
mooman219
vip_sans


(I may add more later)