Look On The Bright Side

otbs, I know it's a dream cause I don't have tires and will never have a partner.

I can't wake up

 

otbs you get to dream whatever the f*** you want for however long it lasts

My mother and father die in a car crash

 

otbs you get inheritance money?
idk man thats tough

i die in a car crash

 

otbs, you no longer have to deal with the pains of life.

I died in a car crash, but wasn't run over by a truck, so I can't get isekaied. :c

 

otbs you don't have to deal with Aqua.

I've been unproductive af the last days...

Oh, hi mar- Pal!
It me, Leo/Nate.

 

Wait nate!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Holy, ye I really should start spamming yo in VZ discord >_>

 

Ya, tis me.

Cya there :P

Now, returning to our scheduled self-deprecation, find a bright side to my problems: :D

 

Otbs, that means you've been productive at least once.

I keep dropping projects and never actually finished one.

 

Otbs, you're gaining experience from your projects, meaning your next one might be easier to finish, meaning you'll hopefully eventually finish a project.

I want a cat. I can't have a cat.

 

otbs you won't have to clean up after one

You lose your house and Karen takes the kids

 

Otbs I'm now free from all my previous responsibilities.

97% of the biomass belonging to animal cells is either humans, livestock or pets.

 

otbs I don’t see what’s wrong with that

I might be missing out on something obvious here

 

otbs, you're not the only one.

Monika isn't awake to explain to us. :c

 

Otbs, I am now. It means that even wildlife which has a "healthy" population has been decimated by us starting to take up most of the space on the earth. We're causing the sixth extinction event y'know.

Yay. Everything's going to shit.

 

otbs, my unhealty habits will most likely kill me before then.

Rip me.

 

Otbs: "same", said everyone ever.

I need to go to school and I'm too fucking tired to go to school.

 

Otbs, you know the right decision to make (skip school lmao)

Fvck school, I can probably teach myself better at home.

 

Otbs yes, but actually no.

If I skipped school police would eventually get dispatched and drag me to school if the had to. Compulsory school, yay.

 

otbs, forced education, you're gonna learn and become smarter whether you like it or not!
If it was my old school, I wouldn't think about self-learning. >.>

"Education" means interacting with people and sucking up to teachers for good grades. .-.

 

Otbs you'll hopefully remember some of the information you're memorizing to regurgitate at the test.

I'm running out of time to be on the forums aaaaaaaaa