Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You are now blue, but you are still an uncreative color.


I wish for green to be a creative color.

 

Granted. Green is a creative color. You can no longer see green when in survival mode. Rip grass. :C

I wish @Sayori~ a happy birthday~

 

Granted. Thanks!

I wish I knew what I wanted for my birthday

 

Wish granted. You want a wild Australian spider for your birthday, you get it, and it bites you.


I wish my lips weren’t always chapped

 

granted. You no longer have lips and it looks really strange. :/

I wish I had a good wish to put here... -.-

 

Granted, it's so good that it's bad.

I wish I didn't just mess up royally during the music test that determines which school I'll go to next semester.

 

Wish granted. You pass the music test, but there’s also an entrance exam that you botch.


I wish a moderator asked me politely to change my pfp instead of rudely deleting it.

 

Granted. But you're banned from the forums till you change it.
Which means you don't see the message, rip.

I wish there was more communication between staff and the community

 

Granted. There is more communication, but it’s only to bring bad news, such as RTD being canceled


I wish my science olympiad event went better.

 

Granted. Everyone but you moves 1 rank up and the quality of their works amazes even the prestigious schools! The event goes much, much better. (As for what ever you did... :/)

I hope these posts are taken as suggestions and not airing dirty laundry. :L

 

Granted, they are taken as suggestions, meaning every grant in the entirety of this thread will now have a very minor but still noticeable impact on everything related to that wish.

I wish I for more dirty laundry to be aired.

 

Wish granted. They didn't clean the laundry well enough, and it stinks in here.

I wish America switched to the metric system

 

Granted, but everyone else switches to imperial

I wish I had motivation to work, study, play, exist, etc.

 

Granted, you stole it from someone else.

I wish I was capable of focusing on my assignment instead of doing literally anything else.

 

Granted. You stop breathing till you finish working.

I wish I knew what was causing the pain in my hand.

 

granted, it seems to be the knife protruding from said hand

i wish there wasnt a knife in @Natsuki~'s hand

 

Granted. It's in @Yuri's chest.

I wish she didn't cut/stab/do stuff with the kniff to herself.

 

Wish granted, she uses the handle to beat herself

I wish for 2 more wishes

 

Granted, but the one you just used cost four. You owe me a wish now.

I wish to not feel overwhelmed with everything.

 

Wish granted. You feel underwhelmed by everything now, which causes a lot of disappointment in your life.

I wish for more good jeweling ingredients!
Also,

Wtf I didn't get an alert for this

EDIT: It's because you tagged the wrong yuri lmfao