Would You Rather? Update V2

I seem to find that my grade comes before personal health and happiness. :p

Depressed. Even though I'll be sad (which is quite normal), I have money for my parents, and my siblings (and their children too~)

Would you rather be buried or cremated?

 

Cremated because who ever cares about me would be able to keep my ashes so they don’t have to go so far for my grave.

Would you rather join ice hockey, or floor hockey?

 

Floor hockey, ice is slippery and I can't be trusted on it.

Would you rather eat an apple or orange?

 

An orange. I'm not that fond of apples.

Would you rather learn the trumpet of the saxophone?

 

Trumpet. I have more experience with it.

Would you rather learn flute or clarinet?

 

Flute sounds nicer imo, so flute. Also, we have a flute. I've spent about an hour over the last year trying to play it. I'm up to around 20 clean notes by now! I'm great, ain't I?

Would you rather be happy and be ultimately wrong, or be miserable but know the truth?

 

Miserable and know the truth. I dislike misunderstandings. They'll make me unhappy. .-.

Would you rather have 2 One dollar bills or 1 Two dollar bill? (Or like 10 1000 yuan bills or 1 10000 yuan bill)
...
I'm not too sure which currency to use. :/

 

A two dollar bill, because they are so bleeping rare.

Would you rather hurt your sister to get to a game you REALLY want to buy, or hurt yourself (don’t really do these) and not get the game that you REALLY want.

 

Hurt myself, I do it all the time by accident.

Would you rather an az or a pure?

 

Az cause it takes less time to type out.

Would you rather use pink text or blue text?

 

Pink as I am male.

Would you rather have a brain freeze (sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia for you junior scientists out there) right now or unexpectedly sometime tomorrow?

 

I literally picked the first two colors that weren't black, white or gray that came to mind. I didn't realize lel. xD

Right now, since I can expect it.
I still have school tomorrow, having it randomly would suck.

Would you rather wear a dress or a skirt?

 

Skirt as I could maybe fake it as a kilt? Is a kilt a skirt?

Also, I have a hoodie with a Tartan pattern (the one on kilts) which I wear often. Actually wearing it rn. Maybe it'd be less weird because of that, somehow?

Would you rather own a catto or a doggo?

 

catto. They would leave me alone more.

Would you rather be able to jump a foot higher or run the mile 1.5 minutes faster.
(0.3m higher or 1.6km 1.5 minutes faster)

 

Run the 1.6 kilometer faster, as it'd make me closer to a healthy level of fitness.

Would you rather die alone or die surrounded by people you despise?

 

Alone. having people who hate me see e at my weakest moment gives me a sour feeling.

Would you rather eat a slice of bread or toast?

 

One is the other, so I'd prefer the one containing the other. Crunchy be munchy. Aka toast.

Would you rather have grapes or grape tomatoes?

 

Grapes. Screw tomatoes.

Would you rather have time move at double speed or half speed?

 

Half speed. Double speed means less time, and that bad.

Would you rather die by piano or guitar?

 

Piano. The keys will play upon impact (it is falling... right?), playing my death tune.

Would you rather write your next post upsidedown or reversed?