Corrupt A Wish!

granted, you waste the day by sleeping for 24 hours

i wish i got more done this long weekend

 

I wish I could somehow do that, I just can't let myself sleep more than 6 hours for some fucking reason. Going to go to bed at nine today to try to force a good nights sleep upon myself even though I won't feel tired at all.

Granted, you worked extra. You got scammed and didn't get payed; they deny that you ever worked there.

I wish I'd have stuff to put on my CV.

 

I find myself sleeping over 12hours on the weekends, since I barely get any sleep over the weekdays. It's not too good to do this since it screws over my eternal clock, so I feel down that entire day.

 

"Corrupt A Wish"
*ahem*

Interesting, I guess I get about 9 hours on weekends, still messing up my internal clock tho as I'm up till ~2 am and I wake up at 11.

 

I don't know what a CV is so I can't corrupt it. :/

I tend to sleep at 9 and wake up at 3 with leaves me little to no time to do anything. :L

 

I'd guess you sleep that much on the weekends because you're really sleep deprived because of the weekdays? Not that healthy, idk if being constantly sleep deprived or having a overly varied sleeping habits.

A CV is what we call a resume I guess, I thought they were called that elsewhere as well? It's where you have all your education, references, experiences and skills when searching for a job. Comes along with a personal letter where you tell them about yourself and what you're the perfect fit for the job. That's how it is here in Swedeland atleast.

I wish I had life experiences.

 

Sounds about right. :p
And it's not healthy at all, but I really don't have a choice now, do I? ;p;

Ah.

Granted. They're all horrible and traumatizing.

I wish that I could grant that CV wish from before.

 

Granted, but you'll have to corrupt it in an entirely unexpected way.

Yeah, things aren't always like you'd like them to be. Rarely tbh.

 

granted, but no-body cares anyways

i wish that wasnt so realistic

 

Granted, everyone cares about everything, resulting in the sudden death of every living being as their brain capacity has been overflown.

I wish for people to play Civ with.

 

Granted, the internet always goes out before you win and you always have to restart the macth.

I wish people were more kind and trusting to eachother.

 

Granted, they all end up betraying each other because the trust was fake all along.

I wish didn't just find competition for Tsu in lewdness.

 

Granted. Tsu up's their lewdness till it becomes unbearable.

I wish I knew the competition

 

Granted, I have made acquaintances in Imp. That's what you get.

I wish to have Toffifee without the hassel nut.

 

Wish granted, the company discontinues the product and you can not get toffifees for the rest of your life.

I wish for the pen I lost in the car when I was 10 years old.

 

Granted. It's dry of ink.

I wish my hilighters worked.

 

Wish granted, but the highlighters are filled with nuclear fluid and end up exploding you.

I wish this ends.

 

Granted. Your sentence has ended.


I wish noone will ever wish for this thread to end.

 

Granted, such an action is now punishable with death by nonexistence.

I wish I didn't procrastinate my piano piece as much as I've done.

 

Granted, but now you are such an expert on the piano that there is no longer any challenge in playing anything. After all, this is always what you have found rewarding in your playing; but, now with the need for practice and ambition gone, from here on you are forever unable to find the joy which once existed in this art form, and thus this experience of what was once a beautiful skill playing the piano has been irreversibly ruined.

I wish I was not green.