Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it was poison.

I wish I didn't feel like a sack of potatoes after going to the gym.

 

granted. You just feel like a couch potato.

I wish I actually worked out

 

Granted, you train your left arm for a dubious amount of time. This is your future:


I wish for the determination to actually choose what I want to spend my time doing.

 

Granted, but you determine that you don’t want to do anything

I wish I could realise my purpose in life

 

Granted, meaning is a jumper you knit yourself.

I wish I'd have a better time trying to knit that meaning.

 

Granted, you end up spending valuable time you could be spending on other things trying to rephrase that sentence.

I wish my future felt more certain.

 

granted, you are now certain it will be terrible

i wish i did not make this wish

 

Granted. I didn't grant it either.

I wish that line made more sense

 

Granted, but wait....

ERROR 684.3: LOGIC HAS CEASED TO EXIST
CAUSES: {Bwitty03.exe}
FATAL ERROR 80000
FATAL ERROR
INITIALIZING {logic.exe}
WORKING...
INITIALIZATION FAILED

I wish logic is restored

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Aww come on you replied while I was typing...

Granted, you are teleported into a world where only that word makes sense

I wish I could reply faster

 

Granted. Logic is restored but it takes common sense down first.

Granted x2, but you're never there in time to reply anyways, so how fast you type doesn't matter.

I wish I wasn't in pain.

 

Granted, for now...

I wish I never faced a bug in Wynncraft

 

Granted. You only get bombarded with "features."

I wish I could keep interest in something for more than a week.

 

Granted, it's a game you're barely interested in and that has no value outside of being a timewaster.

I wish for yterbium.

 

Granted, you now have every atom yterbium in the world. too bad it does not exist.

i wish for an egg

 

granted, but it's rotten.

I wish I had a higher EQ

 

Granted, you're now easily manipulated.

I wish I had a better microphone than the one in my potato facecam.

 

Granted, hut you don't have a device it can connect to.

I wish I knew of a good, free video recorder for PC

 

Granted, you got an NVIDIA graphics card? Shadowplay works fine in that case, not that professional but it doesn't have any of the flaws that many other cheap/free recording programs have. Hope you got an NVIDIA.

I wish for someone to play DnD with.

 

rip, I don't think I do. :c

Granted. There's lots of D&D players on the forums, but any game that comes out is immediately filled up.

I wish there were more RP's on the forum for me to join.

 

Rip then.

Granted, they all fizzle out a week after starting.

I wish for people to play DnD with irl who aren't a 90-minute bus ride away.