Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but they taste like spoiled milk.

I wish for a tasty burrito.

 

Granted, but it is made tasty with dangerous chemicals so you get really sick next day.

I wish that Wynncraft becomes the biggest mc server in the world

 

Granted, the player base is now forever toxic, and the before calm and caring community devolves into chaos.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

 

granted, but you’ll never get a good nights sleep again and will become desperate for that one good nights sleep until you die

I wish for cookies

 

Granted, but they're stuck in the cookie jar that you can't open.

I wish I had a cookie jar

 

Granted, you can't open it

I wish my wishes were good and they would get granted and would never get corrupted

 

Granted, altough the corruption gives you a deaf ear.

I wish I'd train my piano piece which I'll have to perform in 2 weeks.

 

Granted, but you practice it for saxaphone in g sharp minor

I wish I knew what I just said

 

Granted, you've now spent the last three years of your life learning saxophone. You never liked the saxophone.

I wish for somewhere to have a drumkit.

 

Wish granted. It’s defective.

I wish I was aborted

 

Eh, granted, but they take your DNA and make a clone of you instead.

I wish to know if Yuri~ is doing ok and for him to feel better if he isn't alright.

 

granted, its in our convo

i wish yuri~ will feel better

 

Granted, but he feels better eventually, because things sadly rarely suddenly solve themselves.

I wish for Yuri to take care and try think positively.

 

Granted. It's a a facade though, there's small internal paniking.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt these.

 

Granted, you now have to make them as dark as humanly possible.

I wish for everyone here to have a more alright than usual day.

 

granted, but they're actually brilliant

i wish for more time

 

Granted, more time passes for the time you get to spend.

I wish for a catto.

 

Granted, the catto is carnivorous and looks at you with menacing eyes....

I wish for me to understand the five elements fully.

 

Granted.
But Western? Or eastern?
Or do you perhaps mean the elements in a story?
Character, setting, plot, conflict, resolution

I wish I had better control of my emotions

 

Granted. It makes you a really really boring person and u have no friends.

I wish for Dern to be released. (I think this has been wished for, but ... why not)