Corrupt A Wish!

granted, but it's lewd and as such, not allowed here.

I wish someone would wish for me.

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Granted. You're alerts are forever broken.

I wish you didn't ninja me.

 

ERROR MULTIPLE WISHES. FALLBACK: YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO COSMIC WISHING JAIL FOR BREAKING ACT 395 OF THE WISHING GUIDELINES.

I wish I was cool (figuratively not literally)

 

You are now very cool. However, nobody cares anymore.

I wish I didn’t have to come up with a wish.

 

Granted, you never have to post here again

I wish a builder would reply

 

Granted. However, you have now forced me to reply and I am angry.

I wish for free emeralds

 

Granted. 2 Emeralds are placed into your account without any traceable origins. The Moderators notice and determine it is an exploit for malicious purposes. You are now permanently banned from WynnCraft.

I wish

 

I grant (badly).

I wish for a wish to be wished

 

granted but its a bad one

i wish for something to happen, badly

 

Granted, you get a mythic, warchief

I wish anime episodes came out much quicker, and NOT with worse quality

 

Granted. They are released every second, by the second. As in, every producer needs to fight each second to allow one second of their anime to be shown. Now each anime will have ~18720 episodes each one second long.
Quality stays the same tho. :D

I wish that I discovered a few extremely moving anime ages before

 

not granted, if you found them at any other time than when you did, there is the .0001% chance you would've not found them moving

I wish I could keep focus on what im supposed to work on

 

Granted, you are still focused on that thing even after you're done with it so you can never focus on anything else

I wish to join a guild even though I have 7 more levels to go

 

Granted, but you will be kicked after a week for no reason.

I wish to find a good mythic

 

Granted. One day later all the account are wiped to fix the economy.

I wish for a new Animal Crossing trailer to come soon.

 

Granted, and it sucks

I wish I never threw away Caissop's master piece

 

Granted. The day you get another one, the art merchant is removed and no other use is given for it.


I wish my brother bought Super Mario Odyssey instead of New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe

 

Granted, but he rages at it and destroys it the next day.

I wish for happiness :)

 

granted, it's not yours

I wish for less acne

 

Granted. People with acne are killed before they can reproduce

I wish I get the chance to have a child. :p

 

Granted, it is through entirely artificial means, as you have no spouse.

I wish for spring rolls.