Corrupt A Wish!

Granted.

I wish for my wish to be chosen for me then granted by that same person

 

Your wish is for ketchup. Granted. It materializes in your bronchial tubes.

I wish people stopped looking at me as a nerd, and instead like a normal person.

 

Granted. Everyone stops viewing you as if they were nerds and starts viewing you as if they were normal people. Unfortunately everyone still thinks you're a nerd.

I wish people were actually selling good Finesses.

 

Granted, they are selling them for stacks 0f le

I wish rng was always on my side

 

Granted. Now you will only get mythics, which totally breaks the economy.

I wish for a nice McWrap for my breakfast.

 

Granted. You get McWrapped up in a McBlanket so you can be nice and warm while eating your McBreakfast. Too bad it's too tight to actually move and eat.

I wish I knew how nuch sleep I actually needed because I've be able to run off of two or require more than twenty-four.

 

But mah breakfast ;=;

Granted, but now you have an incurable insomnia, so even if you know how much sleep you need, you can’t get it.

I wish I knew every language ever.

 

Granted. Too bad you still have no idea how to communicate with them. But hey, you know of this really obscure language from ages ago that nobody speaks and that no one believes you didn't make it up.

I wish I wasn't an insomic. :p

 

Granted, everyday you are drugged against your will in order to make you sleep

I wish for a nice seat on my bus

 

Granted. You see someone sit down on that seat right as you get there.

I wish I didn't get nauseous easily.

 

Wish granted. You get seizures easily.

I wish I wasn't failing social studies

 

Granted, you’re failing every other subject

I wish Trump wasn’t coming to Australia

 

Granted. The US annexes Australia, and Trump is just flying to another state in the US. Rip, you guys got to follow US laws now. '^'

I wish I didn't feel the need to sleep for about 70% of my vacation.

 

Granted. You sleep for a normal amount of time during your vacation

I wish someone would corrupt that wish for me

 

Granted, but you need to tell us exactly how to corrupt it.


I wish for ??? to be finally fixed once and for all.

 

Granted, but every other quest breaks.

I wish I actually continued my projects instead of dabbing into them every once in a while.

 

Granted, but you can only dab on them instead of actually working

I wish I didnt buy this luigi plush for 13 usd
because i could of used it for crates

 

Granted, you bought it for 20 usd

I wish i was a hero on wynncraft.

 

Yes you are now Bob. But Bob is dead. Well he can be reincarnated... to be killed by a player.

I wish my parents would allow me to buy a rank on Wynncraft

 

Granted. Too bad you don't have enough money to buy one. .-.

I wish I bought VIP ages ago so I could get that Vet tag. >.>