Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Too bad you can only play singleplayer.

I wish my phone proccessed faster.

 

It processes at speeds man cannot imagine of. Apparently, that's too much for your phone's battery. boom

I wish for gud kwuliti hedfones

 

Granted. You become the first victim of a strange new (lethal) disease experts are calling, "gud kwuliti hedfones". There is no cure.

I wish for some mochi.

 

Granted, but its made with salt, frozen in salt, cut by salt knife, shaped by salt bae, and comes with salt

I wish for whoever corrupts my wish to tell me goodnight

 

Wish granted. I hope you have a good knight to protect you in your sleep.

I wish I didn't keep spendin my vacation sleep deprived

 

granted, you sleep through the entire vacation

i wish the air con wasnt on

 

Granted. The heater is blasted, drying the air and eventually burning everything in your house to a crisp.


I wish for a shoutbox!

 

Granted! #general on the wynn discord is renamed to shoutbox. ^-^

I wish I had a keyboard so I could make aall my points about the shutbox thread.

 

Granted, but someone else already made all your points

I wish to be in a videogame
yes you can decide my fate

 

Granted. You're part of a made up videogame that gets 2.3 seconds of screentime in a movie. There's no actual playin of the game. And did I mention you weren't the main character? I think you were one of the dead bodies on the cover.

I wish someone rewrote that entire wissh granting paragraph, but shorter.

 

Granted, here it is:
GYpoamuvtg2sosiamTnapotgAdywtmcItywootdbotc.
haha its the first letter of each word

I wish someone would erase this post

 

Granted. But you need to tag a mod first.

I wish a mod replied as a response to this wish.

 

Granted, but it turns out it's the lamest mod.

I wish for a better juicer our current one is kinda old.

 

oh fvck, a mod actually responded.
I DIDN'T TAG ANYONE, DON'T BAN ME! D:
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Granted. It requires Karma for each use. :/

I wish Locky had more self-confidence.
Nice person with a cute pfp ♡

 

Granted. He is now cocky.

I wish you realized how deadly Pichu can be in Smash Ultimate before calling it cute.

 

Granted. It's still cute tho.

I wish I could play Smash Ultimate. '^'

 

Granted, you're playing on the 3DS

I wish I could no one would judge me for my pfp
psst i asked mods to reply to you on discord

 

Granted, but they meme you to death. :p

I wish I realized the following when you went silent.

awww, thank you! ♡

 

granted, but it takes away the effect and you don't feel as happy as you (hopefully) did :>

I wish to be more creative so i can wish more

 

granted, now you have so many ideas you don't know which one to start with.

i wish my wish would not be corrupted