Look On The Bright Side

otbs, there are people to keep it alive.

It's hard for me to understand what's so bad about what people are saying.

 

otbs i dont understand it either

im running out of things to say

 

otbs, we don’t have to hear your stupid bs anymore (IM JKING YOURE AWESOME)

i don’t have a girlfriend

 

otbs, you might have a boyfriend?

I have no idea if that was offensive to you.

 

otbs, lol no it wasn’t, i’m straight but it’s all good

only my left earbud works

 

On the bright side your left ear works so you can hear it.

my hand sanitizer found a bunch of cuts on hands that I did not know I had.

 

On the bright side your cuts are now sanitized and won't get infected.

I can't like my favorite author because he was a racist piece of crap.

 

otbs you can still like the works, despite not agreeing with the creator

my skin is bad

 

otbs... uhhh.... i’m sure you have beautiful eyes!

i have to make up 3 tests tomorrow for school when i get back from being sick

 

otbs you have time to study

I think I have a cold

 

otbs you don’t have tuberculosis

uhhhh i’m sad i dunno

 

otbs you can be happy

I am lonely

 

otbs you don’t have to deal with people

i’m a rly bad procrastinator

 

otbs you’re bad at procrastinating so you can get work done

I am bad at paying attention

 

otbs half the stuff you’re trying to pay attention to probably isn’t worth it

i’m a really good procrastinator

 

otbs, it's good that you know how to get work done in less than half as much time as everyone else (you procrastinate at least that much, right?)

I finally put some sappy feelings into my writing (gotta show how moved I am for those extra credit points. :L) and my teacher decides to read it out loud in front of the class.

 

otbs everyone knows you’re an awesome writer!!

i’m super sensitive in a weird way like if someone i don’t like says something mean idgaf but if one of my friends does something they didn’t even mean hurtfully i’m like “SHUT EM DOWN BOYS TIME TO GO EMO”

 

otbs you have emotions, and arent some type of guy who feels nothing

i hate being the centre of attention

 

otbs, you’re not some attention whore who loves it when everyone’s watching them

i’m fairly quiet and ill my friends say i should talk more

 

otbs they love talking to you

I have literally zero self confidence