Wynncraft: World Of Light Edition

Leaked Edition of Wynncraft!
Story:
G̶a̶v̶e̶l̶ I mean Galeem is fighting D̶e̶r̶n̶ I meant Dharkon As the fighters of Wynn are trapped between them!
Fight and Collect fighters such as Bob, Slykaar, Garaheth, Yahya and Buy the DLC which has Death V1 AND V2!
costing only 64LE!

 

The "Garaheth and the Kander demon hand whose owner's name I cannot remember together" boss fight was sooo annoying

 

no meme threads allowed
- moss 2018

 

Wait...

What is that thing on the right?

I am going to make a thread about it!

 

"hELlO i FOunD THIs tEXt oN THe mAP dO yUO THinK iT COUlD Be HinTINg aT A nEW uPDaTE"

Spoiler: Hmm

HELLo I hAve found this text on the Map. Is it hiNting towards a mysterIous new updaTe

 

Wo0oOsh

 

Umm you totally lost the joke. I was extending your joke by making an example of a thread on the topic (With "quotation marks" and oDD gRAmMAr)

Unless that WOOOSH was sarcastic

(Also read the big letters in "HMM")

 

Who in god's name would buy Slykaar? I mean, I would much rather see Slykaar hurled into a mountain cracking his skull open, or perhaps pushing him into Mount Wynn as I watch his body go up in flames and listen to his sweet screams of agony.

Spoiler: "Wow that's uh pretty intense"

Spoiler: Ik but I just have a burning hatred for UG

Spoiler: Like I don't think most people realize what doing an hour of that dungeon does to you

Spoiler: Tbh I wish you could take the keystone guardian out of the dungeon

Spoiler: That way I could kite a non lethal mob

Spoiler: Cause it's an ally in all

Spoiler: Wait why are you still clicking through this?

Spoiler: Are you trying to figure out if there's anything worth your time here?

Spoiler: Fine here you go now if you excuse me I'm going to keep eating breakfast

Spoiler

69 LOL ECKS DEE
help me

 

wait...

Woooosh x2?

 

I know what Wooosh is.

You used it inappopriately, and if it was sarcasting, you left no trace of it being one.
Thus, you have no right to Wooosh me.

 

woooosh x3?
. _ .

Nah don't worry I got it wrong.

 

Either I don't get the joke.


Either it's a bad joke.

 

EA: You still got much to learn, young one. Now hold my beer...

WYNNCRAFT BOSS DLC, NOW ONLY $20.00 FOR AN ADDITIONAL BOSS THAT FEATURES...
TONS OF HEALTH
SIMPLE ATTACK PATTERNS
HIGH DAMAGE
and absolutely no SPECIAL DROPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OFC YOU CAN ALSO BUY THE BUNDLE FOR ONLY $200.00 FOR AN ADDITIONAL TOTAL OF 4 BOSSES!!!!!!!!!! trust us with the maths, will ya?

BUY YOUR VERY OWN SLYKAAR ACTION FIGURE FOR ONLY $49.99.


We are now featuring a new exchange system. Only $29.99 for 1 stack of Liquified Emeralds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Honestly I would spend the $50 just to take that "action figure", hurl it into a fire, and start saying weird crap while the innards of it slowly bubble into ashes. *gasp* *cough* *Corrupted Betrayal led to my demise* *cough* *I hate myself sometimes* *gasp* *this smoke is killing me...*

Also, Bethesda should be the one selling the overpriced Slykaar slime trash, not EA. Just saying.

 

's a Gucci Slime Figure though you can wear it around your foot.

 

where’s giant rat

 

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO KTEND!

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Thats in the best game of the year edition...

 

MEME THREAD DETECTED