SPOILER Dwarves And Doguns Summary

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Now I see no reason to Not begin. BTW theres a TL:DR at the end

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[So the Dwarves were basically where British colonials searching the seas/land they soon came across the mountains saw shiny white, blue and various other colours called gems and surprise there was natives and it played out like this but Dwarves were bad at writing history except for the king but he didn't let anyone know except his children and his children's children about what happend on and on until the knowledge reached Axelus who thought, "Hey this is kinda messed up" He proceeds to start up a Coalition of Dwarves and Doguns. The player then shows up to a play saying badly written story while Axelus is in the corner being mysterious then later the player goes to a festival where a Dogun is executed for existing. Axelus says hell no gets sent to prison the player goes to help him out but he can free himself the player than goes to library like any other library uses a cannon to open the door. Goes in finds no books but soilders and a kings tomb so naturally a hero and brave soilder goes grave robbing finds a book by the king whos good at writing and figures out the real history then proceeds to hear meaningless dialouge from Axelus the player finds Coalition Korzim gets introduced uses a machine that gets bones. I call it, The Boner. anyway soldiers come to meeting and says Our hero and loyal righteous recruit kills the simple guards and then give the doguns the bone they got from The Boner, after you give the Doguns the bone a dwarf chooses that time to show up and awarmay start Spoilers one will

Dwarves and Doguns II The player walk in on a meeting he didn't know about until the voices in his head told him about it. The Doguns were saying "We're all gonna die Axelus says yes but i'll postpone your deaths by sabotaging the dwarven weapons and there electricity and if anyone attacked while there systems were offline they would all surely die. Axelus says, "Come and help me do this" and what he means by that, "Do pratically everything for me." You proceed to do that for him in the process at least kill 100 men. like the heroic noble warrior you are or maybe your just Arthur Morgan. Then Axelus says Who is the king. But His Father says https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/139146e6-86b3-4392-91a6-fecc4313375f


Dwarves and Doguns III So the player travels to the village where Korzim says because the chieftan of Doguns is summoning a big bad monster. So Korzim gets Ebola- I mean Edula crafts you some cold stuff and a hippie enchants it then some guards go and do this


Dwarves and Doguns IV
So Korzim tells you to get Axelus but Axelus did an https://youtu.be/UMMRu-ieqao A.K.A got in prison but unlike last time he did that he can't get out but like the noble lawful honest hero you are free him a treasonous criminal. He shoots you away in a cannon then runs away you then get confused walking around until some walls explode then you sit on a cannon waiting for a cannon to appear in the mantime I composed this limerick

Dwarves And Doguns
Fighting without guns
Dwarves abs are Biggers
You are small you-

Hey A Dwarven paladin was was conviently and randomly holding a cannonball to knock down a wall you then find some guys summoning a big bad guy using the bone from the boner this is a real clip of what happend https://youtu.be/IjpgropqW_A anyways you go through the portralinto the beasts prison who hasn't since he was ever chained there never broken free but for some reason now do that but before he does u jump into the beasts mouth where its body seems a lot like a big size cave that reallyis not tall ar at all so hey who are we to question who the inside of a beast is also it seemed alot smaller on the outside. anyways you then freeze his 3 exactly the same looking organs one where it has a forcefield. There's also conveinient boss mobs. Anyways you murder the beast Axelus dies King thinks Oh I'm wrong sorry Axelus oh wait, he's dead. Anyway The king Makes peace everyones happy except for the Pro players who said I COULD BE GRINDING MY EXP LEVELS AND ALL I GET OUT OF THIS IS 5 LE? Also Axelus isn't happy, he's dead. /SPOILER]

Alright thats that for all of you who are say wtf I know all of this well this is just the 1st part of The Dwarves and Doguns Review I'm crafting this took longer then expected. To all of you who read thankyou In maybe at most a week I will have the next part or the full review up.

Also 1 last thankyou for all my criticism in that summary the CT Moderators and Admins worked real hard on it and still are to fix all the bugs. Thankyou for these awesome quests and update



TL:DR
Dwarves and Doguns I
Some kids unhappy with the order of things for no reason shows a random person the true history then he and his friends are busted. and war is possibility you give some Doguns a bone

Dwarves and Doguns II
War is certainty You sabotage All Dwarven power and weapons king gets angry

Dwarves and Doguns III
You get ingredients to forge weapons then forge weapons. Thats pretty much it.

Dwarves and Doguns IV
You Free some kid Kill a monster Some kid dies and peace is made\

Dattts the way da news goes

 

Dude rip the kid feelsbadman

 

Definetly does

 

Oversimplified?

 

Yes Maybe I should Of called it Dwarves and Doguns Oversimplified

 

I kept spelling Axelus' name wrong and saying Alexus because his name is a bit too much pun considering he's a harbringer of peace, but now he's dead, thanks to the stubborn King of Rodoroc ;-;

 

Maybe he had the cannon ball to operate the cannon...

 

why would the most experienced and powerful soldier shouldn't he be on the field not operating a cannon? and why was there a cannonthere anyway its not like they knew they were gonna make a wall. and how did they even get the cannon there so quick?

 

KILL A MONSTER!?!?!?!? How dare u undermine Garaheth LORD AND MASTER OF THE INFERNO!Jk we cool

 

Question: what killed axelus?

 

I think he got killed by the Dogun chieftain or another Dogun if not just in the crossfire

 

Aside from that, did you like the questline? :D

 

Yes it had interesting storyline thats why I was driven to make this post its very interesting I just poke fun at some of the not completely reasonable and logical stuff