Adventure Of James

Create new note to Future Future James telling him about this weirdest note you just received.

Also, remind him to get new shorts.

 

Attach the ring to the hilt of the sword to make it look cooler

 

You use up the last of your duct tape to make your shirt look good. You're not sure why you're helping this lazy prick who calls himself Past James, but at least you look cooler and are more original.

Your grey shirt has been upgraded to:
Makeshift Hawaiian Shirt
It may not be of the best quality, but at least it's unique!
[+1 COOLNESS]
[+1 INDIVIDUALITY]
[+1 SHODDINESS]

After fulfilling Past James' instructions, you decide to write a note to yourself about the experience. You tell him all about the wierd note from the wierd guy, and also decide to tell him what to do later.

Also, to be funny, you decide to address the note from the prick known as Past James. You're sure in the future when you find the note, you'll have a laugh about it!

You attach the ring to the hilt of the sword. Instead of making it cooler, you unintentionally touch the gems together.

You've upgraded your knife into:
Flameblade
Despite this thing's cool name, it's still a piece of trash.
[+6 FIRE DMG]
[+1 SHODDINESS]
[+1 INTIMIDATION]

 

Intimidate the bear

 

Resist temptation to open the last normal box.

Or not.

 

Take the winter hat and put it on also grab that small key. Also you guys forgot there's a key in a box and another box with padlock

 

See if the door can be opened. If the door is locked use the key on it. If the door can be opened, do so and see where it leads.

 

Use the sword to set the bear on fire

 

@HowToZombie

 

He doin his dnd pc sheet

 

...yeah! You can do this! Opening boxes is beginning to become an addiction, you need to stop now! You're glad you had this idea, otherwise who knows what would have happened.

You grab your new sword and hold it up to the teddy bear's throat. Despite its inability to display emotions, you can tell it's scared. Yeah, don't think you can get past me, mister serial killer bear. I've got my eye on you, and if you even move an inch, I'll slit your throat.

You notice it begin to move, and set it on fire. The tape around it also burns, and after a minute or so the bear stops struggling. Because it's now ash.

You equip the winter hat. It looks pretty cool, and you go to grab the ke-

oh god dammit you opened the last box.
You find:
- 1x teddy bear. This one has no eyes.
- 2x black bead. You wonder if these belonged to the bear?
- 1x note. It's written in an unintelligible language.

You then pick up the key.

You walk up to the door, and try to push it open. It doesn't budge. You start to panic, but calm down when you realize you have a key! But then you realize there's no keyhole. You begin to panic further, you don't know what to do, you'll be trapped here forever, oh god why-

oh it's a pull door. Okay. You open the door.

On the other side you see a hallway with 4 more doors - 2 on the other side of the hall, one more on the same wall, and one at the end. One of the doors on the other side is pink, the other is green. The door next to yours is blue. Your door is... gray, of course. So is the one at the end.

 

attach the beads to the teddy bear as eyes with small pieces of duct tape taken from my shirt

 

Consume ash to gain new powers

 

> James: Practice Knock Knock jokes on the Blue Door.

 

Try to tape the beads back onto the bear.

 

Knock on each of the doors in sequence, exactly 2 knocks on each door.