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Jumla?

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by _Tiger, Jan 17, 2019.

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  1. _Tiger

    _Tiger Completionist HERO

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    Hi there. So I've been wondering... WHERE THE HECK IS JUMLA! The only thing Jumla did in the 1.18 update, was giving out "emotional support"! NOW WHERE IS HE! Oh no, he could be trapped in Salted's basement! We gotta help him guys! Come on! Rumors say that he spilled coffee all over his computer. Legends says that Jumla is the king of Dern, a corrupted Jumla yes, and the citizen of Ragni that Jumla quit because they remade the creeper quest near Ragni.... Well don't trust people in Ragni, they're noobs.

    ANYWAYS! Let's start operation: Find Jumla!
     
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  2. Shots

    Shots Legendary Adventurer HERO

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    While we're at it can someone go check Canada?
    Shots might be there idk we haven't looked there yet.
    Shots and Jumla are up to something oh heck
     
  3. PADORU

    PADORU hashire sori yo, kaze no you ni, tsukimihara wo... HERO

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    He spilled coffee on himself. End of story
     
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  4. Chrysitis

    Chrysitis chrysitis VIP

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    shots is unimportant compared to jumla
     
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  5. Shots

    Shots Legendary Adventurer HERO

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    We've figured it out guys.
     
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  6. _Tiger

    _Tiger Completionist HERO

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    Are you trying to hide something!? I think you are!
     
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  7. yellowscreen

    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    As we all know, Jumla drinks tea

    Yes we finally caught Aarontti red-handed
     
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  8. _Tiger

    _Tiger Completionist HERO

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    This case is not finished! I will track down Jumla as if it is the last thing I did on Wynn!
     
  9. Shots

    Shots Legendary Adventurer HERO

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    It's time to stop.
     
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  10. _Tiger

    _Tiger Completionist HERO

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    No it's not xD
     
  11. Shots

    Shots Legendary Adventurer HERO

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    True.
    I have an idea.
    @YYGAYMER solo LI no pots with just creeper mask on and any weapon that will let you reach 100% exploding to summon Jumla plox.
     
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    Gort His Royal Pimpness CHAMPION

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    Jumla was convicted with murder and is now in prison
     
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  13. the drink

    the drink the CHAMPION

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    He's in my basement, in an extremely prolonged decomposition due to the amount of life support I've given him.

    You'll never find him.
     
  14. ThomAnn100

    ThomAnn100 I have reached peak intelligence VIP+

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    Legend says Jumla will only return when yygamer finishes Li with the spider build
     
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  15. tig

    tig EO parkour still sucks.

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    Rimuwu Nyah HERO

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    But that doesnt work. Jumla exists to spill coffee on stuff to make it disappear. Now if he spills coffee on himself, he disappears. If he disappears, he cannot spill coffee anymore. If he doesnt spill coffee, then his entire existence gets wiped from time itself. But that would mean that he never spilled coffee, and so he never spilled it on himself. So he does exists. It is widely knows as the Jumla-Coffee Paradoxon.
    :saltedhigh:
     
  17. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    What if Jumla never existed? And was merely a figment of our imaginations?
     
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    Salted Game Design & Wynncraft Founder Staff Member Admin GM

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    Oh, right... forgot about him. Guess that explains that weird smell coming from my basement ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  19. Elephat

    Elephat hi HERO

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    but pls ban for farming likes
     
  20. Lex!

    Lex! :] CT Manager Ability Designer QA GM

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    911, I've found a murderer and I want to report him. His name is Salted and he lives in Gavel, just like go get him or something.
     
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