Why Salted Needs To Be Stopped At All Costs

So I have found some reasons why Salted needs to be stopped at all costs, here they are:

1: Salted is a cow.
Cows produce a lot of methane gas, this hurts the environment a lot.

2: Salted is a cow who can speak.
Let's be honest, talking cows are just flat out scary.

3: Salted is a cow who can write.
If we have a cow who can write what do we need cow researchers for? As they are no longer needed to write about the cow's life, because the cow can do that themself.

4: Salted is a cow that knows comedy.
If cows can tell comedy for free what do we need hired (human) comedians for?

5: Salted is a cow who can play Minecraft.
If cows can play Minecraft for us what do we need youtubers for?

6: He is going to take over the (IRL) world.
This has already begun by the fact that he locks up his CT in metal cages just for his own smiles.

7: Salted can probably sing.
The fact that I don't know if he can sing or not is enough reason alone for it to be an issue.

That is why Salted must be stopped at all costs. Thank you.

 

Thank you @Mac N Cheese Man, very cool!

 

salted stole my hot wheels when i was 6

#bansalted

 

You're welcome