Adventure Of James

Take Knife from Teddy Bear.

 

Because this is totally allowed, I'mma combine two moves.

Use the Teddy Bear's knife to stab itself.

 

And slit it's throat and stomp on it

 

You decide that you've had enough of this stupid dumb teddy bear, and you decide to stab it, initiating combat.

Level 1 James
20/20 HP
2 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Knife
Pretty neat knife. Has a sort of energy around it.
[+3 DMG]
[+2 COOLNESS]
[+2 FIRE DMG]

Level 3 Teddy Bear
16/20 HP
0 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Small Knife
How the heck did the bear hide this thing?
[+4 DMG]

You grab the teddy bear's knife out of its hands. As you go to stab the bear, you realize it now has another knife. Regardless of this fact, you stab it, dealing 4 DMG.

...and that's the end of actions for tonight. Feel free to submit them but I won't be responding for a couple of hours.

Anyhow the way combat works is this:
You all can submit actions for James to do, and a certain amount can be done every round. After that it's the enemy's turn to do whatever it wants.

 

Grapple the Teddy Bear!

 

"SHATTER" - Atomikku also proceed to barrage the teddy bear with knife

 

Elements?
...
I CAST FIREBOLT

 

James taps into his convenient knowledge of arbitrary monsters and CHECKs the Bear's moveset

 

The Teddy Bear goes to STAB James!
It deals 3 DMG [5 DMG - 2 DEF]

James [LV1]
17/20 HP
2 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Knife
Pretty neat knife. Has a sort of energy around it.
[+3 DMG]
[+2 COOLNESS]
[+2 FIRE DMG]

Teddy Bear [LV3]
16/20 HP
0 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Smaller Knife
Hold on... Didn't this thing only have one knife earlier?
[+5 DMG]

James attempts to tackle the bear to the ground. However, due to his vision-blocking helmet, he misjudges the jump and misses.

Taking the knife in hand, James stabs at the teddy bear multiple times.

It deals 10 DMG [(3 DMG + 2 FIRE) x 2]

James [LV1]
17/20 HP
2 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Knife
Pretty neat knife. Has a sort of energy around it.
[+3 DMG]
[+2 COOLNESS]
[+2 FIRE DMG]

Teddy Bear [LV3]
6/20 HP
0 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Smaller Knife
This knife is way too small like wtf how does this bear hold it?
[+5 DMG]

James channels the power inside him and unleashes his special attack!

That is, until he realizes he doesn't know how to cast spells. Didn't read enough books as a child, evidently.

James stares at the teddy bear for a good minute, until he realizes that the only thing this bear does is stab him.

The bear takes an opportunity attack on James.
It deals 3 DMG [5 DMG - 2 DEF]

James [LV1]
14/20 HP
2 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Knife
Pretty neat knife. Has a sort of energy around it.
[+3 DMG]
[+2 COOLNESS]
[+2 FIRE DMG]

Teddy Bear [LV3]
6/20 HP
0 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Smaller Knife
Why does this weapon's flavor text keep changing?????
[+5 DMG]

The bear then takes its attack to... well, attack James.
It deals 3 DMG [5 DMG - 2 DEF]

James [LV1]
11/20 HP
2 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Knife
Pretty neat knife. Has a sort of energy around it.
[+3 DMG]
[+2 COOLNESS]
[+2 FIRE DMG]

Teddy Bear [LV3]
6/20 HP
0 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Smaller Knife
Can we just like agree to ban small knives from teddy bears?
[+5 DMG]

 

take the "helmet" off and put it on the teddy bear

 

You take off the helmet and put it on the teddy bear. Good news! Your vision isn't obstructed and the teddy bear now has more defense!

Wait...

 

um.
well, it can't stab us now, maybe? >.>

Let's open another box

 

You go to open another box, but as you do this the bear takes an opportunity attack.
It deals 5 DMG [5 DMG - 0 DEF]

James [LV1]
6/20 HP
0 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Knife
Pretty neat knife. Has a sort of energy around it.
[+3 DMG]
[+2 COOLNESS]
[+2 FIRE DMG]

Teddy Bear [LV3]
6/20 HP
2 DEF
Equipped Weapon: Smaller Knife
This knife now has some blood on it. Good job.
[+5 DMG]

But anyways, as you're being stabbed you open one of the remaining boxes. Inside you find:
- 1x winter hat. An odd find, considering it's not even winter... You think.
- 1x piece of paper. It seems to be a combination of various letters saying that they miss the receiver.
- 1x roll of pink flowery duct tape.

 

DUCK TAPE THE BEAR TO THE WALL (more decor. :3)

 

You wield your roll of duct tape and attach the bear to the wall. It's now stuck under a layer of pink flowery duct tape, and yet it's still trying to stab at you.

 

kewl.
open more boxes. ^-^

 

Indeed, perfect time to open more boxes.

 

While opening the boxes, James decides to read a letter.

 

You know what? James is actually sick of opening boxes. He's just going to choose to ignore your instructions and be his own pers- oh good lord he's already opened another two boxes.

Inside the first one, you find:
- a bunch of notes adressed to you. All but one are just asking for your stuff.

In the other box, you find:
- 1x cool ring. It has a red gem.
- 1x smaller box. This one doesnt seem to have any openings.

There's one normal box left, and one with a padlock.
Additionally, there's a door that literally nobody's payed attention to.

You choose to read the note you found in your pockets. It reads:

Hey, future James. I'm too lazy to do this right now, but I really need to get a new shirt. This one's just so generic and dumb. Please don't forget for me. Thanks, from Past James.

Whoever this Past James fellow is, he seems like a prick. Best to avoid him.

 

put duct tape on shirt