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Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by ferricles, Jan 11, 2019.

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What tier shitpost is this?

  1. The shit of shitpost

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  2. A meh shitpost

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  3. Godly shitpost

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  4. Not even a shitpost

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  1. ferricles

    ferricles Rhyming is fun HERO

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    Look at this picture in all its glory:
    As you can see, it's rather gory.
    My spear has pierced Jpresent's chest,
    so say goodbye to Wynnterfest.

    What's that? Oh wait, there's more!
    We're right in front of that big door
    labeled "1.18" - the economy update,
    but then we see JP's sad fate...

    Wynncraft's main coder, impaled by moi
    has put an halt to its repertoire.
    For without the code, we can't progress,
    nor any bugs can we address.

    A minute later, he disappeared,
    and so it played out as I feared:
    Although the beta we have seen,
    we must abandon 1.18 .

    With all that said,
    J.P. is dead.
    For murder I face execution
    so I leave this as my contribution.



    @hppeng said this belonged here so if it doesn't blame him
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    In reality, his fault it's not
    because he's [​IMG]

    When I post this, his phone dings,
    but [​IMG]

     
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  2. hppeng

    hppeng 0 intel is the correct amount of intel HERO

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  3. ferricles

    ferricles Rhyming is fun HERO

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    starx280 The boy who cried lunar VIP

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  5. tig

    tig EO parkour still sucks.

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    its been a while since weve had a shitpost i laughed at
     
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    Moss shoutbox meme supplier

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  7. Bramblesthatcat

    Bramblesthatcat Just a cat trying to be bing chilling CHAMPION

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    Sar The Fire Archer

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    what was is again that the seaskipper sad about that guy on Jofash docks?
     
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    Tealy a businessman of sorts GM

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  10. mouldy

    mouldy heheheha

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    this post needs to be pinned to show people like me who can’t shitpost how to shitpost
     
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    RamonaFlowers Legendary Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Let the rhyme battle begin.
     
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  12. yellowscreen

    yellowscreen Certified Lurker

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    QUALITY SHITPOST
    have a seal of approval

    *Insert picture of a seal here because I'm too lazy to add one*
     
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    coolname2034 Formerly known as NPCGrian HERO

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  14. Rimuwu

    Rimuwu Nyah HERO

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    The snowflake, it falls
    slowly, but surely, to ground
    and hitting its mark.

    Let's see how many will get this.

    Edit:
    For those of you who have free time, here is a stereotypically bad interpretation:

    The Snowflake represents the 1.18 Update.
    As it falls down, it barely progresses. It is rather slow to the perception of others. But it will, one day, reach its destination, hitting the mark dead-on. By its slow nature, it will land peacefully and keep its beauty, whereas if it was a raindrop instead and rushed towards the ground, it would shatter on impact, blurring in with the rest.

    Feel free to hate on me, I got an E on my German Finals.
     
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  15. Lexwomy

    Lexwomy Lexwomy HERO

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  16. add 45/45 horse

    add 45/45 horse My Immortal

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  17. ferricles

    ferricles Rhyming is fun HERO

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    Someday when I find something to love
    Then I may post a sonnet above
     
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    nicktree wynncraft player HERO GM

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    Ascended Kitten The Greatest

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    I love you for those rhymes
     
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  20. Mac N Cheese Man

    Mac N Cheese Man First Official Member Of The Mac N Cheese Club

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    Ooh, poetry battle? Don't mind if I do...


    You think you are so hip and cool.
    With your rhymes that are so great.
    But I will make the reader drool.
    And I will not pause to hesitate.

    I'll take you down in this battle of words that mostly sound the same.
    This may seem like a very bold claim.
    But I promise that I will make you sir sound lame.
    As I will get the fame. Yes I will get the fame.

    Some of your rhymes don't even rhyme!
    And your pattern never changes!
    Now I'll teach you how to become the prime.
    With these nasty pattern arranges.

    It goes like this: ABAB!
    There are more patterns than this, of course.
    Now I'm surely sure that you will see.
    That I'll be taking this battle by force.

    Here I present another one.
    It goes like this: BAAB!
    This is a very good pattern, I think we all can agree.
    Now that I've had my little fun I think it is clear that I have won.

    I feel that I have said enough.
    That was a small taste of the real stuff.
    Now you can properly play the game.
    And you can get the fame. Yes you can get the fame.

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    Hey, good job, I know poetry isn't very easy, and I know that mine sucked hardcore, but yours was great. I mean no hate, good job dude.
     
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