Corrupt A Wish!

granted, you get so confident that you do risky things that will get you killed

I wish that the couch was comfy

 

granted. But I wonder why? You mighr want to check the stuffing.

I wish I didn't have disturbing thoughts about what your couch could be stuffed with

 

Granted, you don’t have any feelings.
I wish I was rich.

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Oops, too slow I guess.

 

Granted. The police arrest you for stealing.

 

please stop

granted but not I have them

I wish your bed was filled with maggots

granted, you’re rich in Zimbabwe dollars

 

Granted. It's a nice thing that I'm not sleeping on my bed. xD

I wish you didn't wish for something directly negativelt affecting me. ;~;

Late. :L

 

granted, but you deserve it

I wish you are comfortable in your sleeping area

 

Granted. Maybe. Got to figure out where I'm sleeping. xd

I wish your sleeping area is free of bugs (especially cockroaches)

 

Granted, your sleeping is only free or bugs.
(Meaning it is not free of LEGO, bird poop, etc.

 

I wish you placed ending parantheses.
Also wishing that you wished, if two wishes are allowed. :3

 

Your wishes will not be granted, as you have shown to be greedy by wishing twice.

I wish for positive feelings.

 

granted, you are positive that you’re depressed

I wish for energy for my long day ahead

 

Granted, but I'm too late.

I wish for ice tea.

 

granted, it’s unsweetened

I wish for sweet tea

 

granted. It's the horrible artificial sweetener tho.

I wish for green tea

 

granted, the food colouring is poisonous

I wish for numbers

 

Granted, the randomized number out of every number possible is too large to write here, thus it isn't written.

I wish for time to listen to the thousands of songs I love over and over again.

 

granted, you can’t stop and become deaf

I wish for internet

 

Granted, you now contain all the information ever uploaded to the web. Thus, you perform seppuku.

I wish for fooooood.

 

Granted, but its wax.

I wish for wax.