Car Wash V2.0

Out comes:
"The hell?" said the college student. The student, named Bob, examined closer at the man.

"Gnome? His name is Gnome?" The college student was had a feeling that he knew some thing was off.

Suddenly, he heard an crackle pop in his bathroom. He put the old man, elf, goblin thing on the couch. Bob then went to check. There was a bunch of sound making bath bombs in the toliet his roommate brought for a prank.

"My roommate isn't here, how could these have gotten into there," Bob thought to himself.

"Wait, it must of been that, that old goblin, elf in my couch," said Bob, "But surely that would be impossible."

"I'm gnot a gnelf," could be softly be heard from the living room.

"No way...." thought Bob.

"I'm gnot a gnoblin." He heard it, and it was louder than before. The sound of tiny footsteps was impending.

"Oh shit, oh no, oh shit," Bob sceamed, for he knew he would not survive this.

The same old man he found before walked into the bathroom, with kanji menancing signs emitting from him.

"I'm a gnome, and you've been," with quickness, the gnome leaped from the floor and onto Bob's nose.

The gnome said the killing word. "GNOMED!"

Bob dissolved into goo, which the gnome absorbed into his body. Its cackles pierced the air as it the tiny stature transfigured into a demonic being, for the gnome was Satan himself.

With Bob's energy, Satan was able to gain control of the living world once again, and turn the living plain to HELL.

There is no god to save them.


In comes unrelated post

 

out comes a semi related post.

this semi related post is rewashed

 

out comes Leonardonox's skipped post.
I put in his Airplane...

 

Out comes I, sad, because I just realized my post was skipped.

I put in a bungo drum.

 

out comes a bongo drum

I put in my 2020 comments thread

 

Out comes 0 comments

I put in shameless advertisement of
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Out comes a lock.

I put in a mod

 

Out comes dead fish

 

in comes the other half of your comment

 

I put in whatever you should’ve put in

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out comes a ninja

I put in a live fish

 

Out comes a dead fish.
I put in a platter of finely crafted sushi.

 

out comes a California roll

I put in a bottle of white liquid

 

Out comes an empty bottle.

In goes the perverts

 

out come the weebs

in goes the hentai

 

out come the clothes.

in goes the [/ CENSORED /]

 

out comes the [/ REDACTED /]

in goes the imouto

 

out comes


In goes the busty onee-sama

 

out comes the traumatised shota

in goes peni parker

 

out comes confused me

in goes a question, "Who is that?"

 

out comes the movie Spider-Man: into the spider verse

In goes lewds