2018-2019 Nfl Playoffs

my first bracket thread is here which was quite unpopular cuz peeps here dont seem to give shit about American sports. (or i just made a trashy thead [or both]) Because of this i thought of not doing this again....

But fuck it, here i am

The NFL playoffs

Let's take a look at the competitors

NFC
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Philadelphia Eagles

Spoiler: Eagles

6th seed: NFC (9-7 2nd in NFC East)
Whats more miserable than a Patriots fan? An Eagles fan. After playing like shit all year, their formor mvp candidate in Carson Wentz was having back problems. their savior in Nick Foles, who lead them to their Super Bowl win last year while Wentz was down with a torn ACL, Lead them to a 3 game win streak to cap off the year. 2 of those against other playoff teams in the Rams and Texans. With this narrow snagging of a playoff spot they are eager to repeat as Super Bowl champs and be the first ever 6 seed team to win it all.

Seattle Seahawks

Spoiler: Seahawks

5th seed: NFC (10-6 2nd in NFC West)
As a 49ers fan I hope the Seahawks get their asses stomped on. Oh wait they're playing the Cowboys? Ah shit.

The Seahawks started 0-2 this year, and everything was going as I expected. The team was in decline, Their defense in shambles, they where looking to finish with a pedestrian 7-9 as I predicted. And then their big boss Paul Allen died. (I hate the seahawks but my deepest condolences for the team and his family) They must have stepped up their game for him as they finished the season on a 10-4 run. Looking like a true Super Bowl contender, the Seahawks are set out to make their late owner proud with the franchises 2nd Lombardi Trophy.

Dallas Cowboys

Spoiler: Cowboys

4th seed: NFC (10-6 1st in NFC East)
The Cowboys had an... interesting year to say the least, as did the whole NFC East really. They started 3-5, having a very rough year until they aquired Amari Cooper from the Oakland Raiders in a trade. This turned them around for sure as they went 7-1 In their last 8 and looked like a Super Bowl contender yet again. However knowing this team is the Cowboys, they'll probably fuck it up in the 1st round again.

Chicago Bears

Spoiler: Bears

3rd seed: NFC (12-4 1st in NFC North)
After 8 years of residing in the league basement and getting shit on by you arch rivals in the Packers you have finally made it back to the playoffs. Now, it's you who shits on the Packers. It's your time to rule the NFC North with an iron fist. The way this team has preformed shows that this cannot be a fluke. The Bears shall be a force to be reckoned with. Hell, people are even picking you to win the Super Bowl for the 2nd time in team history. Their first obsticle, the Eagles.

Dear Chicago.

Do us a favor and kick Philly's asses so that their fans will shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, all NFL fans.

Los Angeles Rams

Spoiler: Rams

2nd seed: NFC (13-3 1st in NFC West)
Another hated rival of my 49ers, the LA Rams try to continue their new reign of dominance. Being a shit team for about a decade when suddenly out of nowhere they made the playoffs last year and are back with a first round bye this time. I hate the Seahawks more, but I honestly would rather see them win it all over the Rams as it would be good to see then bring home the trophy the year their owner died. A bitter-sweet sendoff. Also Stan Kroenke (owner of the LA Rams) is a piece of fucking shit and deserves no such reward of a Super Bowl win. Fuck you Kroenke.

New Orleans Saints

Spoiler: Saints

1st seed NFC (13-3 1st in NFC South)
After Drew Brees had an MVP-like year he led the Saints to one of the best regular seasons in team history. Knocking off the No.2 Rams in the regular season as their signature win, we still may see these 2 teams meet in the NFC Championship. Man that would be one hell of a game.

The Saints looked immortal during the regular season, although they slowed down a bit later in the season, they still look like they will be the team to beat.

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts

Spoiler: Colts

6th seed: AFC (10-6 2nd in AFC South)
When the 6th seed has a 10-6 record you know that conference was a clusterfuck. Half of the teams in the AFC finished above .500. The Colts were fortunate enough to get a spot in the playoffs as they beat the Titans in the final week. The Titans where 9-7 being one of 2 AFC teams over .500 to miss the playoffs (the other team was the Steelers at 9-6-1)

Much like the Cowboys the Colts season was interesting. They started 1-5 Becoming one of the teams that was expected to compete for the No.1 draft pick. And then outta fukin nowhere they win 9 of 10. Holy shit.

Los Angeles Chargers

Spoiler: Chargers

5th seed: AFC (12-4 2nd in AFC West)
These guys are tied for the 2nd best record in the entire league but because they have another powerhouse in their division they only get a Wild Card slot.

The Chargers have been quite mediocre for a while now, and the year they decide to start playing like a football team is the year their owner Dean Spanos died. (Like the Seahawks my condolences to the team and his family)

Philip Rivers had a career season this year leading the Chargers to their first playoff berth since 2013.

Baltimore Ravens

Spoiler: Ravens

4th seed: AFC (10-6 1st in AFC North)
As the Ravens started the year quite mediocre, they where projected to be a maybe Wild Card team. This all changes when the Steelers fell to shit and starting Ravens QB Joe Flacco went down with an injury. They then brought in dual threat and 1st round pick, rookie QB Lamar Jackson. He led Baltimore to a 6-1 finish with the only loss being to powerhouse Chiefs in overtime. All im gonna say is being a dual threat QB, QB draws are very common, and it doesnt usually take NFL teams very long to figure out how to beat QBs like this. Especially in the playoffs.

Houston Texans

Spoiler: Texans

3rd seed: AFC (11-5 1st in AFC South)
A team also led by a dual threat QB in Deshaun Watson, this team went an abysmal 4-12 last year when he went down with an ACL tear. The difference between Deshaun Watson and Lamar Jackson is Deshaun doesnt run draws as much. He usually tries to throw the football and if he has no opening he can tuck it and run. Running draws with Lamar too often is not going to get you far in the playoffs.

Back to the Texans, this is only the 5th time ever they have made the playoffs. And this year like the Seahawks and Chargers their owner (and founder) Bob McNair died mid season as well. (like the Seahawks and Chargers my condolences to the team and his family) Holy shit, what is it with NFL owners dying this year?

New England Patriots

Spoiler: Patriots

2nd seed: AFC (11-5 1st in AFC East)
Oh my, the Patriots made it to the playoffs with a 1st round bye, what a surprise....

Spoiler

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The evil Emperor Bill Belichick

And his evil henchman Tom Brady

once again march into the playoffs and wreak havoc on all fanbases across the States. As the evil Empire storms through their division for the 10th time in a row and the 16th time in 18 years the rebel alliance led by Roger Godell attempts to down this evil force once and for all....

Kansas City Chiefs

Spoiler: Chiefs

1st seed: AFC (14-2 1st in AFC West)
The Team the said "fuck you" to the Chargers, booting them down to the Wild Card slot, boasts one if its best years in program history. Being led by MVP Candidate and Rising Star Patrick Mahomes, the Chiefs have made themselves appear to be the team to beat in the AFC. With a potent Air attack this team blew through teams throughout the regular season. However because these are the Chiefs and this is Andy Reid coaching themx they'll probably lose in the first round again.

Now that that is our of the way, lets make a bracket!

Wild Card Round

NFC​

Philadelphia Eagles @ Chicago Bears
The Bears have made an impressive run to get out of the basement and return to the playoffs but with the way Big Dick Nick has lead the Eagles to a strong finish, that, and a little bit of willing from insufferable fans, is all they will need to get past the Bears
My pick: Eagles

Seattle Seahawks @ Dallas Cowbows
I think Seattle surprised almost everyone by making the playoffs this year, but it may be a short lived dream as the Cowboys have shown themselves to be strong and, at some times, untouchable. But this is the Cowboys and they cant win a playoff game if their lives depended on it.
My pick: Seahawks

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans
The Texans have impressed me, but I'm gonna take Andrew Luck here. Deshaun Watson has all the makings for a great QB, but he has little playoff experience, and is still a young player. Experience wins.
My pick: Colts

Los Angeles Chargers @ Baltimore Ravens
Like said above, The more experienced players usually win in the playoffs. And Philip Rivers has infinitely more experience than Lamar Jackson. Not to mention the Ravens beat them Chargers in week 16 ultimately costing LA the No.1 Seed. Bloodlust
My Pick: Chargers

Divisional Round

NFC
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Philadelphia Eagles @ New Orleans Saints
Drew Brees is going to put on his playoff reserve tank and pull out all of his bullshit magic tricks to pond Philly into the fucking ground. Appeasing 31 other NFL fanbases
My pick: Saints

Seattle Seahawks @ Los Angeles Rams
The Rams started the season out the best of any team at 8-0 before finally getting downed by the Saints. Since then they went 5-3, teams where starting to figure out how to beat them. Despite this they where still one hell of a team, they beat the Seahawks twice, along with a bunch of other good teams. But Seattle is going to prove the doubters wrong, they will avenge their regular season sweep by the Rams and go to the NFC Championship.
My pick: Seattle

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ Kansas City Chiefs
Like the Wild Card round, Andrew Luck and the Colts will prevail via experience. Patrick Mohomes is a fucking beast, but like Deshaun Watson, he is young and this is his first trip to the playoffs. Also Andy Reid getting eliminated in the 1st round is a tradition.
My pick: Colts

Los Angeles Chargers @ New England Patriots
The Patriots finally have a chance to lose again. Thats good right? Unfortunately they have an annoying habit of constantly making it to the AFC Championship game. Belichick will probably cheat anyway.
My pick: Patriots

Conference Championship Round

NFC
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Seattle Seahawks @ New Orleans Saints
The Seahawks quest for a surprise Lombardi Trophy will be met with a brick wall, it's name is Drew Brees. Enough said.
My Pick: Saints

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ New England Patriots
Colts and Patriots in the AFC Championship? What happened the last time these teams where here?

Oh, right.
Anyway, last time these team where here it was a fucking blowout. New England winning 45-7. This is not the old Patriots team though. Andrew Luck is getting better, and Tom Brady is getting older. Everyone noticed how the Patriots werent up to par in the regular season yet still somehow got a 1st round bye. Indianapolis would still be pissed about that game, so bloodlust is a factor too.
My pick: Colts

Super Bowl LIII
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Indianapolis Colts vs New Orleans Siants
Fun Fact Time. The New Orleans Saints have won 1 Super Bowl in their existence. It was against the Indianapolis Colts.

So a Super Bowl XLIV rematch. In Super Bowl XLIV the Saints beat the Colts 31-17. That year the Saints where led by the same man, Drew Brees. Tbe Colts however where led by Peyton Manning.

In this game Andrew Luck doesnt have and inexperienced QB or aging QB to his benefit. he has Drew Brees. Ok fine, Drew Brees is getting older but he is still as good as he ever was. Either way, Andrew Luck and the Colts just wont be able to get over the hump.

Super Bowl LIII Champions
New Orleans Saints
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Lemme know what you think of my bracket, and feel free to make your own.


Fucking Poll Only has 10 options ):

 

Haven't been paying much attention to NFL this season as much as I would like to cause lol school but regardless I still like sports

That is what happens with season injuries, f to all the people that were glad that they won last super bowl over patriots

At least a major coach figure loss made Seattle stronger unlike a certain team *cough*Gary Kubiak*cough*

Fuck Cowboys

Where did the bears come from? Lmao they better beat the Eagles

Any California team in any major sport is cancer, this is no expection

Even I heard Brees making a godlike season, definitely easy pick for super bowl placement unless something happens

Fuck outta here 10-6 sixth seed also what is with three teams having general bad starts and then making playoffs

Rest of AFC is just hoping that the Texans at least making the AFC championships but beating the colts and chiefs is a pipe dream

Bears better win

Whoever can beat the rams (probably seahawks)

Hoping for a Texan dream

Don't know too much about these two off the top of my head but baltimore has the power of not being a LA team so I just want them to win over chargers

Ladder match doesn't matter Saints go to superbowl

This is where it ends for my team

I'm one of the people that doesn't want the empire to win so yeah

I generally like teams that rise from being shit years ago to being good

Lol two teams with best record in super bowl, but a lot of my picks were about preference so most likely wrong but the Saints have the best shot of taking it all

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Also nice

 

lol

 

I’m a patriots fan you heathen, I stay up till 4am to watch the Super Bowl in my time zone.
This shit gonna be serious

 

when youre watching the thread but you dont get fucking notifications

As a San Francisco 49ers fan I can confirm this claim.

yes

Fuck the Eagles

At least theres 1 masochist on this forum that likes my shit

Just you watch. Andy Reid will blow a 38-10 lead over them again.

Hop on dat Pats bandwaggon!

 

lol

 

Sports are a godsend and everyone should love them

 

my bracket is already fucked ):

I hate the Seahawks tho, so i dont care that much tbh

 

So the Wild Card round is out of the way. Lets see how I fared.

Final Record: 3-1

NFC
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Philadelphia Eagles @ Chicago Bears
My presiction: Eagles
Final Score: Eagles 16 Bears 15

Honestly, this is the only one I was truly hoping to be wrong... I have old friends that are Bears fans and I also hate the Eagles. Cuz fuck the Eagles. I was at a hockey game (Red Wings vs Capitals) so I didnt get to watch this game. However in the box suite i was in there was a tv with the game on it. So after the hockey game ended (Capitals won 3-2) I got to watch the last 30 sec. And man was that one hell of a finish. Chicago tried to kick a FG with 10 sec left down 16-15, and initially made it. But ofc Eagles coach Doug Pederson called timeout. After this the ensuing FG hit the left upright then the crossbar and bounced out. RIP Bears. (At least my bracket survived in that area?)

Seattle Seahawks @ Dallas Cowboys
My prediction: Seahawks
Final Score: Seahawks 22 Cowboys 24

My only L of the Wild Card Weekend. This game was made tight at the end and the Seahawks could have taken a late lead with a successful onside kick. However you cant get a successful onside kick when you boot it 30 yards downfield... Seriously what the fuck was that kick??? Also who does a dropkick on an onside? What the fuck Pete????

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ Houston Texans
My prediction: Colts
Final Score: Colts 21 Texans 7

The first half went about as I expected. The colts dominating on both sides of the ball, 21-0 lead at the half. Everything was going just as I planned. Then the 2nd half came around and the defenses stepped up. The Texans finally scro3d and Luck was shut down hard. ofc shutting down Luck doesnt do anything if your team cant score... Of the teams in the playoffs this year I think the Texans have the brightest future ahead of them. A young man under center who got his first dose of playoff experience. Now that he knows what the playoffs are like he can better prepare for them in future years. I predict the Texans will have at least 1 Super Bowl win within 7 years.

Los Angeles Chargers @ Baltimore Ravens
My prediction: Chargers
Final Score: Chargers 23 Ravens 17

This game was absolutely pathetic until the 4th QTR. The score was 12-3 All from FGs until the Chargers finally got a 1 yard TD run (and 2 PT conversion) to take a 20-3 lead. Later made it 23-3 with another Field Goal. Then Lamar Jackson desided to stop getting exposed and start completing passes (he was 3-10 with 1 INT prior to this) and finally led the Ravens to a TD with about 3 min left. Then another with about it 1.5 min left. Are the Chargers really gonna choke this away? The Ravens have the ball back again with plenty of time to get a score. Unfortunately during a passing attempt Lamar Jackson was stripped of the ball serving up another juicy turnover to the LA defense. The Ravens comeback was stopped short, and they exit in the first round as expected.

Spoiler: New bracket

Because the Cowboys felt the need to fuck everything up. I need to make a New and improved bracket.

Divisional Round

NFC
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Philadelphia Eagles @ New Orleans Saints
Not much different here. I still think the Saints will shit all over Philly again.
My pick: Saints

Dallas Cowboys @ Los Angeles Rams
I still think the Seahawks would have beaten the Rams, but I don't think the Cowboys can. The Seahawks had the benefit of bloodlust on their side. The Cowboys have.... nothing.
My pick: Rams
Fuck you Stan Kroenke

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ Kansas City Chiefs
The Colts rather pathetic 2nd half performance against the Texans has me worries about this game. Will we see the first half Colts? or the 2nd half Colts? Either way Andy Reid just cant fucking win playoff games. So Im sticking with Indy. But I wouldnt be surprised if this went the other way.
My pick: Colts

Los Angeles Chargers @ New England Patriots.
The Chargers pathetic performance against Baltimore only reinforces my prediction that New England will go to the AFC Championship again.
My pick: Patriots

Conference Championship
Round

NFC
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Los Angeles Rams @ New Orleans Saints
The Rams have the benefit of bloodlust in this game. The Saints have the benefit of Drew Brees and the super dome. This will be a battle for the ages for sure.
My pick: Saints

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ New England Patriots
Nothing new here, see my reasoning on the main post.
My pick: Colts

Super Bowl LIII
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Indianapolis Colts VS New Orleans Saints
Nothing new here, see my reasoning on the main post.
My pick: Saints

Super Bowl LIII Champions
New Orleans Saints​

Fucking Eagles and Cowboys

 

Literally shaking

 

Andy Reid didnt choke a big halftime lead O.O

rip bracket

also does hell seem a little cold today?

 

Updated bracket is here!

NFC
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Philadelphia Eagles @ New Orleans Saints
My prediction: Saints
Final Score: Eagles 14 Saints 20
"14 points in 1st qtr? Sweet, that should do it."

As the Eagles jumped out to an early 14-0 1st qtr lead 31 other NFL fanbases trembled in fear. Could they do it? Could the win it all back-to-back and break the insufferability meter? No. [not the win it all back-to-back part anyway ;)] After finding them selves in a 14 point hole early Drew Brees and the Saints remembered they where Drew Brees and the Saints. As they made a fierce comeback they stifled a high powered Eagles offense. Die Eagles Die!

Dallas Cowboys @ Los Angeles Rams
My prediction: Rams
Final Score: Cowboys 22 Rams 30

I honestly wanted neither of these teams to win. "Americas Team" (LOL) has an insufferable fanbase that takes pride on theyre 20+ y/o Super Bowl rings. (At least the 49ers MADE IT recently Dallas) And the Rams are one of my squads biggest rivals and, as Ive said earlier, Stan Kroenke deserves nothing good. Alas, someone HAD to advanse. It was the Rams. After finding them selves in and early mini-hole they continued to shit all over the Cowboys to take a 23-7 lead. Yet, the Cowboys wouldnt go away. the tried their best to lead a fierce comeback but unfortunately for them it was stopped short.

AFC
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Indianapolis Colts @ Kansas City Chiefs
My prediction: Colts
Final Score: Colts 13 Chiefs 31
Remember when i said if we got the 1st half Colts they would win? and if we got the 2nd half Colts the Chiefs would win? We got a 2nd half Colts overdose.

This game started as expected, the Chiefs where wiping the field with Indi. They where crushing them on offense as well as defense. Indi's only first half points where on a blocked punt TD. It also took them 28.5 minutes to get a first down.
0
First
Downs
In
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Minutes
How the fuck do you do that with Luck under center? Alas, everything was going as planned. The Chiefs had a 17 point halftime lead. They will blow it again. Just you watch.
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Wait. They arent blowing the lead? The Colts cant score? Wow. I mean. Hell did seem a little frosty today...
Half of what we needed happened. The Cheifs did next to nothing on offense in the 2nd half. Meaning if Luck turned up the heat it would have been another blown lead. But no. The Colts, the team with the highest 3rd down conversion percentage in the league with 49%, went 0-9 on 3rd downs. Well played Idni.

Los Angeles Chargers @ New England Patriots
My prediction: Patriots
Final Score: Chargers 28 Patriots 41
Beating the dead horse.

The Evil Empire strikes again. Brady and the Deflatriots show their might over the the Chargers in the NFL, making it to the AFC Championship again. With a humming offence that continuously deflated the Chargers' hopes and a defense that stifled Philip Rivers, the Patriots strike fear into the hearts of millions again. Their reign continues with no resistance. THIS MUST BE STOPPED!

Spoiler: New bracket

Conference Championship Round

NFC
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Los Angeles Rams @ New Orleans Saints
Summary: Nothing new here, see previous post.
My Pick: Saints

AFC
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New England Patriots @ Kansas City Chiefs
Summary: When these 2 played eachother in week 6 the Patriots won a back and forth battle. The difference this time? The Chiefs have bloodlust, and they are playing in Arrowhead Stadium. Not Gillette Stadium. But Andy Reid may choke it away. Not to sure this time tho.
My pick: Chiefs

Super Bowl LIII
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Kansas City Chiefs vs New Orleans Saints
Summary: Andy Reid wont be able to blow a lead here. As Drew Brees will save his best for last and pound these suckers into submission, the Chiefs D will have no answer. And Mohomes wont be enough
My Pick: Saints
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Super Bowl LIII Champions
New Orleans Saints!!!​

 

fuck

 

oh sheeeeeeeet

 

Watching live rn, pretty intense

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Annnnnd Patriots win!!!!!!!!!

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Rip chiefs

 

brb gotta kms with thumbtacks

 

Wow. What a weekend. Two overtime games. A lot of scoring. And a little lot of controversy.

NFC
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Los Angeles Rams @ New Orleans Saints
My pick: Saints
Final score: Saints 23 Rams 20 Saints 23 Rams 26 (OT)
Controversy

I am going to overstress how fucked the Saints got on Sunday. I'm going to overfocus on how refs fucking suck and totally ignore other details like the Saints going 3-and-out after starting in LA territory, or having a 13-0 first qtr lead

Spoiler: Karma is a bitch

Eagles blow 14-0 1st qtr lead to Saints
Saints blow 13-0 1st qtr lead to Rams

But fuck that stuff we all want controversy. Incase you didnt see the play here is an article posted by an NFL reporter
see the 2nd video in the article for the missed call
not only was that blatant pass interference, but Robey-Coleman also could have been flagged for unnecessary roughness. he appeared to hit and the head and neck area of a player who was defenceless and wasnt even looking his way. And whats worse is that is he played the ball, it would have been an easy INT.
To add to the fun the refs admitted after the game that they where inferior to the three blind mice in saying that there should have been PI. ya think?
So why does this matter? This play happened on a 3rd down. As it brought up 4th down the Saints had to kick a Field Goal with 1:41 left in regulation to take a 23-20 lead. This gave Jared Goff and the Rams plenty of time to go down the field, tie the game and force overtime (which they did and they won in overtime) However, if pass interference was correctly called then the Saints could run the clock down to 0:03, call a time out, kick a Field Goal on the last play to win 23-20 and they would march their happy asses in the Super Bowl. Now Stan Kroenke has a chance to win a Super Bowl ):<

AFC
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New England Patriots @ Kansas City Chiefs
My pick: Chiefs
Final Score: Patriots 37 Chiefs 31 (OT)

The evil empire strikes again.... As their absolutely abysmal defense somehow manages to hold the Walruses mighty offense to 32 yards and 0 points in the first half (seriously what the fuck KC?) they once again steamroll into the Super Bowl (there have been a total of 6 different AFC teams in the Super Bowl since 2001, meanwhile the NFC has had as many in just 7 years. no fucking parity whatsoever) Fans grow tired of seeing this squad in the Super Bowl. But Brady and Belechick dont give shit. Maybe if KC did something usefull in the first half we would have a new AFC team in the Super Bowl and the evil empire would be toppled. Millions of fans from 31 different clubs writhe in pain and agony at the sound of your joy Pats fans. ARE YOU HAPPY? @Bramblesthatcat

Super Bowl LIII
New England Patriots
Los Angeles Rams
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My 2nd and 3rd least favorite teams in the Super Bowl. yay.....

(still not as bad as Seahawks v Patriots. that was a disaster)

I honestly dont want either team to win. If the Patriots win then they will become tied for the most SB wins of any franchise with 6 (Steelers). If the Rams win then Stan Kroenke will win a Supee Bowl and he deserves no such triumph. (Also LA teams are elevated cancer and the Rams and 49ers are rivals)
The good news however, only one of those can happen... this year...
But who do I think will win. Its honestly a tough one. The patriots offence has been torching teams lately but the Rams are nothing to sneeze at either. I decided it was a toss-up so I flipped a coin ngl.
My pick: Rams

Super Bowl LIII Champions
Los Angeles Rams
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Congratulations Stan Kroenke. Your fat ass got an undeserved Super Bowl. Now will you force 12 more people out of there homes so you can expand your mansion and add a trophy room? Fucking piece of shit.

 

Yes I am

 

Ha football
Damn these are some detailed posts

 

My aunt had a bday party that sunday and when that play happened and everyone in my family immediately call bullshit on the lack of flag, saddest moment of the 21st century