The Banned Game

Banned because you’re not an American citizen

 

banned because I’m still in america

 

Banned for not being there when you were born to prove Caitlin wrong.

 

banned because I was present at my birth

 

Banned for not having your birth occur in America.

 

Banned for playing to many forums games!

 

Banned for only now realizing the extent to which we forum gamers have to exert ourself to post upon these threads each and every wake hour.

 

Banned for only posting when you're awake.

 

Banned for expecting me to post in my sleep.

 

Banned for not reaching expectations.

 

Banned for expecting expectations

 

Banned for mentioning the act of expecting in your post.

 

banned for hypocrisy

 

Banned for not surprising me with a ban I didn't expect.

 

banned for expecting a surprise

 

Banned by sir prize for eating his soup rice

 

Banned for not quoting NotATrap’s post.

 

banned for typing my full name

 

Banned for not being grateful that Lady Caitlin performed such a kind act.

 

banned for doing it too