Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Tentacle monster of yoir choosing hugs you with its hundreds of arms.

I wish I had protag powers

 

granted, you get run over by a truck and sent to a world where you get run over by trucks

I wish I had a slice of pizza

 

granted, it's one nanometer long and made of uranium

I wish I didn't have to go to school

 

Granted, you now have to do child labor.

I wish the sentence I just wrote wasn't depressing.

 

Granted, you are now transported to a world where child labor is percieved as a good thing and is done willing.

I wish applying to college was easy.

 

granted, but it now costs 3825 times as much

I wish America wasn’t so patriotic

 

Granted, they decide to show their forgiveness by emancipating humanity (you die).

I wish liberals and conservatives could get along.

 

granted, they get along only to kill the earth via pollution

I wish everyone has a good Christmas

 

Granted, but you offended everyone who doesn't celebrate christmas. :T

I wish everyone has a happy holidays~

 

granted but you offend everyone who isn’t on holidays

i wish everyone a good whatever

 

Granted, but you still manage to offend people living sucky lives.

I wish people will be alright.

 

Granted. There are people in the world whose jobs are helping people who are not alright. Their jobs fade away and they turn up homeless. The homeless rate climbs and as such the world goes back into the same spiral.

 

I wished you wished. .-.

 

Granted.

I wish I could control time, permanently. No backlash or fuckups.

 

Granted, manipulating time is always a 'fuckup' and you end up doing something bad.

Wish I was good at console shooters.

 

granted but only shooting games released on the NES.

I wish for everyone to feel alright

 

Granted, but no one is everyone, and thus no one feels alright.

I wish for dedication.

 

granted, you are dedicated to completing this game

I wish everyone liked their gifts

 

Wish granted. An insane person got a gun for Christmas, and likes it so much that he decides to shoot up a school in January.

I wish I knew what games I wanted to buy with my Steam card

 

Granted. They all end up sucking and are nonrefundable pieces of garbage.
I wish I had a more powerful computer.