Survive!

Guess I'll die

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Wait, my bowl is grinder proof

 

i take you out of the bowl

 

I M D E A D !

 

oh

well you didnt survive, which is the point of the game so

 

Game's over cause someone actually died? :/

 

Oops, just uh, retcon me then

 

suddenly youre not dead

but hanging over a deadly pit

 

but not dying.
because we somehow tricked NotATrap in hanging themselves safely above a deadly pit instead of he bowl of mac & cheese

 

o shit

i teleport out and hang you there instead with the power of shitty writing

 

From my spot hanging over the bowl of mac and cheese, I build a platform to chill on. After a few hours, I throw an ender pearl to a safe spot and walk away.

Your only parachute fails after skydiving from 12,000 feet.

 

Jokes on you cos I fashion a parachute from my underwear

I put you in a trapped jar and throw you into a pit of lava

 

You forgot to kill the next person.

Then you commit suicide out of shame

 

Jokes on you cos Im already dead(Get it? InfernoWraith )

Realising this you instead commit suicide out of shame

 

As the creator of the thread, I instead divert my negative energy to declare that someone's name does not mean they are ineligible for death.

Your stomach somehow has a nuke in it, and said nuke blows up.

 

i digest the radiation/explosion and puke it out as a lazer straight at you

 

However, I mutate your stomach acid to destroy you from the inside out when you throw up, and dodge the laser thanks to a ditch.

 

good thing I have two stomachs

and I also mutate the ditch to swallow you whole

 

Who said I was still in the ditch?

I'll push you in instead, it's a ditch, it won't differentiate.

 

but i grab onto you, pulling you in as well

and i use you to boost me out

 

It's just a foot-deep ditch. I'm hurt but not dead.

Your head is cut off by this guy with a huge axe.