Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, now your homework is just reading books. Lots of 'em.

I wish I had slept enough.

 

Wish granted. 2 hours every 2 days is enough right? Right?!?!?

I wish I had more coffee... *sighs*

 

Granted, you overdose on caffeine.

I wish I could drink larger amounts of coffee without becoming disgusted.

 

Granted. Instead you fall unconcious from just one cup.

I wish I could go without sleep without any consequences.

 

Same. Just, same. (Granted, now you get no rest from sleeping)

I wish I had a cup of tea to drink.

 

Granted, but it tastes horrible because whoever made it, made it wrong.

I wish I had good tea to drink.

 

Granted, it's scented with cupcakes. (yes, that exists) (yes, it's as horrible as it sounds)

I wish for some good rooibos.

 

bitch that aint a corruption ill take a hot snack like him anyday >;)

 

I wish the guys above me wished

 

Wish granted. But they're really lewd wishes and are deleted.

I wish you didn't skip Leo.

 

Granted, I will grant my own wish. Not now tho, tomorrow morning will do.

I wish to know your perception of me.

 

wish granted. My perception of you is... bad. I have horrible eyesight and I don't have my glasses rn. -.-

I wish my eyes were better

 

Granted, they are now replaced with the best eyes around, although they didn't manage to connect them to your nervous system. You're blind, essentially.

I wish for my music lessons to be more complicated.

 

Wish granted. Each piece of music taught now requires 3 musicians to play the instrument at he same time. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough fingers and toes to actually hit the amount of keys at the right time.

I wish I had the aptitude for music. .-.

 

Granted, but no one around you is interested in playing or making music with you, resulting in you losing a lot of your motivation to play.

I wish that wasn't me.

 

Wish granted. You have one person who's motivated around you, and even playing with you. :D Too bad 99.99% of the community isn't like that, which still results in you losing you motivation to play. '^'

I wish I wasn't trying to cram 3 projects that were supposed to span over half a month within 2 hours of work.

 

Granted, you cram them in 1.

I wish for the wishes henceforth to be less real.

 

Granted, they are more real somewhere else

I wish my alerts didn't die

 

Granted. Have 149 alerts. And each alert actually gives out sound now, so you know you git an alert. :D (That's alot of pings. .-.)

I wish for pink fluffy unicorns, dancing on rainbows.