Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted. But now it's all anyone talks about to the point where it gets annoying.

I wish for socks and sandals to be banned in public places.

 

wish granted. People now wear sandals and then socks over them to hide the fact that they are wearing socks and sandals. It's very effective.

I wish people would keep and eye out to not go into my personal space. -.-

 

granted, they all give you their left eyeballs

i wish i got time

 

Granted, but I misread what you typed. Here you have some thyme.

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I wish for my life to be less complicated.

 

Granted, but now there’s nothing substantial in your life for you to do so you stay at home all day not doing anything

I wish for a pig

 

Wish granted. Since police officers are sometimes referred to as pigs (I’m not making this up, google it if you don’t believe me) you get this:




I wish that I could stop procrastinating so I could get my book report done

 

Granted, you spend the rest of your life on that book report, still not getting it done.

I wish I had closer friends.

 

Granted. They're always in contact with you now, 24/7, no matter what you do or where you go, one of your friends will be right next to you.

I wish I had friends irl.

 

Granted, you share no major interests and barely communicate outside of school, and god forbid go and actually do something together. Oh wait, that's me! Ahahahaha, hahaha, ha ha, ha.

I wish life was a piece of cake.

 

Granted. But someone eats it. Rip life.

I wish life stopped giving me such sour lemons. :T

 

granted, they’re bitter

I wish I believed in myself

 

granted. You believe that you can be as big as a disappointment as you want.

I wish I actually used my head to not be a disappointent. -3-

 

granted, but the rest of your body is still a disappointment

I wish I had knowledge

 

Granted. But it's the tye of knowledge that makes you really depressed.

I wish for pus- cat pics. :3

 

granted but I’m on mobile so no pics 4 u

I wish for a faster typing speed

 

Granted. They recommend you use a computer.

I wish forum games allowed for nonstop posting.

 

Granted, the forum is a pile of garbage

wait

I wish for stuff to wish for

 

wish granted. You can look 10 pages back for some ideas.

I wish for new things to wish for

 

granted, you can look.back 11 pages

I wish for moneyz

 

granted but you can't spend it anywhere due to the extra z making it counterfiet.

I wish I could just read some books instead of doing Homework.