Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted.



I wish for me to get an A on my geometry test

 

granted, its an A- - - - - - - - - - - -

i wish i had the motivation to study for exams

 

wish granted. You studied anime lewds~
oh... was that not what the exam was about? You should have specified!

I wish for some questionable anime content for research purposes.

 

Wish granted but you shoils have gone Incognito because


I wish for high quality memes

 

granted
all of the formats you have die mere seconds after you receive a terabyte of memes

i wish to die

 

granted

I wish to die too

 

granted. (but because I need to corrupt this, there's an afterlife)

I also wish to go commit die.

 

granted, but you are reborn as a baby pig with 29 different deformities


i wish to go to hell

 

Granted. But after arriving, they decided that even they didn't want you and they tossed you out.

I wish I wasn't as cold...

 

Granted, you burn to death.

I wish for a penny.

 

Granted.

*squash*

I wish I could stop acting. >.<

 

granted, you are not longer acting and that is your real personality now

i wish i could type easily in the dark

 

granted. you switch to dark theme. :33

I wish I knew why some people liked light theme. xd

 

granted, you don’t like it

I wish for luck

 

Granted, you don't die rn. Guaranteed.

I wish for unlimited time to do the things I want to do, without not doing the things I have to do.

 

granted. You have the time but not the means sincr you are strapped down to a table to seek the answer to immortality.

I wish I had more protection from the cold.

 

Granted, everything you wear from now on is made of wool. That'll warm you up. Just don't start itching, it will only get worse.

I wish spent my time in a way I can look back on and be content.

 

granted but everytime you look back you become shitty content

i wish for things and stuff

 

Granted. But it's all illegal things and stuff and you get arrested.

I wish to not be arrested from doing the illegals. >.>

 

Wish granted. You get cremated instead.

I wish for more people to get the existential humor and hidden finesse in Love Live songs