5000 Messages Before 2019

Fuck off

 

;~;

 

No u

Go away

 

'^'

 

60 days left, so there will need to be about 11 posts a day to win the game
I've got very little hope for this thread...

 

Is that a challenge?

 

No

 

Understood.

 

these comments just keep getting progressively worse and more unoriginal with each passing day.

 

*starts quotifng shakespeare*

 

o

 

Too bee, ore naught too bee, debt is duh kwesshen:
Weather 'tiss no blur inn duh mined two sawfer
Duh slihngss end airrows of outrateyous foredyune,
Ore two tayyk Arrms egggenst a See off trawbles,
End bye oppeausing ent dam: two dye, two sleap
Neau morr; end bye ah sleap, two saye wee ent
duh hart-ayyk, end duh vowsand netyeural shawchs
debt Flehsh is air two? 'Tiss ah consummayeshawn
deevowtly two bee wisht. Two dye, two sleap,
Two sleap, perchens two Dreme; ai, they're's duh rup,
fore inn debt sleap off deaf, wad dremes mei cawme,
whehn wee heff shawfelt of diss moretall koyl,
mawst gif aws pass. They're's duh resspeggt
debt mayeks Cellemmitty off sow lawng layf:
Fore hoo wood berr duh Whibs end Scorens off taim,
duh Obpressore's rong, duh prowd men's Contyewmly,
duh pengs off despayest Lahff, duh Lah’s deallaye,
duh insolelens of Offiss, end duh sperns
debt payshent merrid off duh unwuhrfee tayks,
whehn hee himsellf mite hiss Quiyetus mayyk
width ah bear Bawdkin? Hoo wood Fahrdells bare,
two grund end swett undderr ah wherery laif,
bud debt duh drehd off sawmfing ahfter deaf,
duh undiscawfert cowntree, frawm hoos born
no treffelluhr reeturns, pawzzels duh wihll,
end mayyks aws rawder bare thohs ils wee heff,
den flaye two awders debt wee no naught off.
Duss conshehns daws mayyk couwurds off aws oll,
end duss duh nayytif hyoo off Reesolelooshun
Is siggleed oh'urr, width duh pele kahst off Faughd,
End enterprayesus off krate pitsh end mowmant,
width diss rigarrd there Currunds tuhrn araye,
End loos duh nayem off Eggshawn. Sawfd yoo nouw,
Duh fare Ofeeliya? Nimf, inn die Orerayesuns
Bee oll maye sinns reemembur't.

 

Noice.
Try some nice Gnomeo and Juliet? xd

 

Joolyet:
Oh Rowmeeyoh, Rowmeeyoh, wherrfor arrt dow Rowmeeyoh?
Deenaye thaye fawdur end reefyoos thaye nayym;
Ore iff thow willed naught, bee bud swohrn maye laff
End Ayell noh longurr bee aa Capooled.

Rowmeeyoh:
Shawl aye here morr, ore shawl aye speke ed diss?

Joolyet:
'Tiss bud thaye nayym debt is maye ennemee:
Dow ared thayesellf, doe naught ah Mawntagyoo.
Watt's Mawntagyoo? Id is nore hend nore fewt,
Nore arm nore fayys, nore ennee awder parrd
Beelawnging two ah men. Oh bee sawm awder nayym!
Watt's inn ah nayym? Debt witch wee koll ah rose
Bye ennee awder wurd wood smehl es sweed;
Sow Rowmeeyoh wood, where hee naught Rowmeeyoh kollt,
Reetayyn debt dere perfeggshunn witch hee ohhs
Widthowt debt tayetel. Rowmeeyoh, dawf thaye nayym,
end fore thaye nayym, witch is noh parrt off the,
Tayyk oll mayesellf.

 

:o
So gud!!!! >.<

 

gud